Tuesday, September 28, 2010

TINTUMON SEPTEMBER 2010

Current




Sir : Entha home work cheyyathirunne ?

Tintumon : Current illayirunnu

Sir : Current illenkil mezhukuthiri upayogichoode ?

Tintumon : theeppaati pooja muriyil aayirunnu

Sir : athentha pooja muriyil poyi theeppetti eduthal ?

Tintumon : kulikkathe enganeya poojamuriyil kerunne ?

Sir : Enthu konda kulikkanhe ?

Tintumon : Tankil vellamillayirunnu

Sir : Athentha tankil vellam pump cheyyathathu ?

Tintumon : athalle ……………mone aadyame ninnodu paranhe current ellayirunnunnu………………..




naanamille?



vichuttan-”eda tintu,ninte achan tailer alle..ennitendha ee keeriya shirt ittondu nadakkunne?
naanamille?

tintumon-”ninte achan dentist alle..pinnendhada neeyokke janichappol vaayil otta pallupolum
illadhirunne? naanamille ninakku???




Poocha




Tintumonte veettil oru poocha vannu kayari.
Shallyam sahikkanavathe tintu poochaye veedinu purathu kondu vittu.
Poocha veendum veettil thirichethi.
tintu poochaye kure dhoore kondu vittu.
Tintu veettil thirichethiyappol poochayum veedu kandu pidichu thirichethiyirunnu.
…Deshyam sahikkanakathe Tintu poochaye orupaadu dhoore kondu vittu.
Ennittu Tintu veetilekku phone cheythu,
“Amme, avide poocha thirichethiyo?”
Amma: “ethi… entha?”
Tintu: “Aa poochayodu vannu enne veettilekku kondu varan para…..”




Paattu



Vellamadichu vazhiyil koodi paattum padi pokunna tintumonod palleelachan: ithathra nallathalla tintu.
Tintumon: athenikariyam acho. Nallathaayirunnel pande njan valla reality showilum poyi paadillarunno




offer




teacher-”onnu mudhal 10 vare thettadhe enniyal aa aalku njan oru kiss tharum…”

tintumon-”njan 100 vare ennam..vere valla offerum undo…”

TINTUMON AUGUST 2010

another cutest proposal




Cutest proposal by tintu

Tintu- Do u hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night??

Dundumol- Yes!

Tintu- Can I replace it for da rest of ur life? !!!!




manasilakkal




jintappan-”ninnodu endhada maths master chodhichadhu?

tintumon-”ente girl friendine kurichu parayan paranju…paranju koduthappol enikku oru sathyam
manasilayi”

jintappan-”endhu sathyam?

tintumon-” swantham magale kurichu matoruthan parayunnadhu kettitum manasilavatha oru
pottananu kanakku master ennu enikku manasikkan kazhinju…”




thirachil




jintappan-”eda njan marichu poyittu nee ee logam muzhuvan thiranjalum enne pole oru friendine
ninakku kittillada”

tintumon-”nee endha karudhiyadhu? veendum oru thavana koodi ninnepole oruthanem thappi njan
nadakkumenno…onnu poda”




b’day..



titnunte b’dayde annu achan: “mone nink njanoru
tandoori chicken medichu tharate?”

tintu:”venda acha, achan kanicha pokritharathinu
pavam kozhi enthu pizhachu?? “




Myaavu




Tintumon jintappante veettil kakkaan kayari. Paathram veena sabdam kettu jintappan: ara athu?
Tintumon: myaavu
jintappan: aaranenna chodichathu
tintumon: myaavu
jintappan:aaranennu parayeda patti
tintumon: karachil kettal pochayanennu manasilaakikkoode panni. Ne choru thanneyalle thinnunnath. Ethelum poocha vilichu paranjitundodo njan poochayanennu. Inganeyoru viddiyude veetilanallo daivame njan kakkaan kayariyathu.

TINTUMON JULY 2010

Newton’z Law




Teacher: “tell me the perfect example 4 Newton’s 3rd law?”
Tintumon: “Everytime I open my book, My eyes close automatically………”




Suicide



Achumole line adichondu nadakkunna tintumone kandu bharya chakkara: ningalingane thudangiyal njan suicide cheyyum.
Tintumon: angane valla planum undel 5 maniku munne cheyyane.
Chakkara: athentha
tintumon: enkile annu thanne postmortom cheythu kittoo. Enikku vayya asupathreelirunnu kothukukadi kollan.




oru manikoor..




Docteraya tintuvinaduthu patient jintappan..

Jintappan:Eanthanennarinjilla doctor ravile eazhuneattu kazhinjal orumanikoor vare bhayangara ksheenavum thalarchayumanu..ethinu valla marunnum kazhikano??

Tintu:Ethinu marunnu onnum kazhikanta than aa oru manikoor kazhinju eazhuneatal mati prsnam theernille..!!




seenus



Three men were sitting on a bench in heaven discussing how they died.

The first man said “I died of cancer.”

The second man said, “I died of tuberculosis” .

third tintu said “I died of seenus”.

The first two men said, “No, you mean sinus.”

tintu again said “No, I mean seenus. I was out with my best friend’s wife and he seen us!”




marriage



tintumon-”Marriage is like a public toilet ”

chakkara-”why?

tintumon-Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out.. ”

TINTUMON JUNE 2010

I see Love




Tintumon: Look into my eyes plz…what you see?? Tell me….
Tintumol: I see Love…
Tintumon: Manga Tholi!! Kannil enthu koppaa veenathennu nokkedee….




grandfather




Tintumon: “My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn’t Need Glasses…He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle..!!”




AKNSA(all kerala nursery students association)




Naale Harthal
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Tintumone teacher talliyathil prathishedichu naale harthal aacharikkumennu all kerala nursery students association ariyichu.



Convert



Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam. ” I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY”

Tintumon: Teacher innale ‘A’ padam kandu.




Evergreen Lovers




To ,
Tintumol
UKG A.

Dear Tintumol,

I love you. My dream I see you. Everywhere you. You no, I live no.
I come red shirt 2morrow. You love I, you come red frock. I wait down
mango tree. You no come, i jump train. Sure come…

yours lovely,

Tutumon
Std 1 B

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Reply….by Tintumol….

Darling, your letter mama see. Papa beat me beat me so many beat me.
I cry. i cry. So no come to mango tree. No jump train. I love you.
See another day. I no red frock. Only green.

You love me, you love me you green shirt. Give I gift. I see you with pinkumol.
Where you go.. NO talk to her. Okay My dream also only you

Lovely
Tintumol…

TINTUMON MAY 2010

sunday school




sunday schoolil: bibilil enthellam unnd?
tintumon: ammumayude hospital sheet,achante SSLC fail certificate,ammayude sooji,enthe mayil peeli..




Letter to Billgates




Dear Billgates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which i want to bring to your notice..

1. There is a button ’start’ but there is no ’stop’ button. I request you to check this..

2. I learn’t ‘microsoft word’ Now i want to learn ‘microsoft sentence’, so when will you provide?

one personel question: how is it your name is ‘gates’ but you are selling ‘windows’?

Yours
Tintumon
LKG – B




Exam




Achan: Exam inu nee thottal ini enney achaa ennu vilikkendaaa….

Kurach divasam kazhinju…..

Achan: Enthayeda result???

Tintu mon:-Aliyaaa sorry daaa…..5 subject il potty machu!!




Railway




Train nirthiyapol yathrakaran tintuvinod: ithetha station…??

Tintumon windowilude purathek thalayitt nokiyitt: Railway station aanenn thonunnu…!




Complan




Kaattiloode nadannu pokunna Tintumon marathil thoongi kidakkunna paampine kandappol paranjathu enthu??
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“Veruthe thoongi kidakkaathe mummy odu para complan vaangitharaan!”

TINTUMON APRIL 2010

paavam tintu



orikal tintumon vellam kudikan kadayil kayari…
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pavam vellam kudichote. enthe athilum comedy veno!!!!!!!!!!!




Petrol




Driver: Petrol theernu! car ini oru adi munnilekk povilla.

Tintumon: Ennal shari, thirich veetilekk vitto….!!!!



Daivathinte abadham




Teacher: Akashatheku noku, daivathinte ‘valuppam’ kaanam….Prakrithiyilekku nokku, daivathinte ‘mahathwam’ kaanam….
Tintumon: Kannadiyil nokku, daivathinte ABADHAM kaanam




Tintumonte Budhi




Vakkyathil Prayogikkuka

“Kriyathmagam”

Tintumon: Teacher classil Kriyathmagam enna vakkinte artham chodhichappol aarum onnum mindiyilla… !!!

Tintumonoda Kali…




Late



Teacher to Tintumon: Why are you late?
Tintumon: I was following a girl.
Teacher: So what?
Tintumon: The girl was walking very slow…

TINTUMON MARCH 2010

English Class




English classil tintumon: Teacher ee FORD entha..??

Teacher: Vandi…

Tintumon: Appo OXFORD inte artham KAALA VANDI ennanalle…




Achante upadesham



Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam tintumone….

Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram poya pore acho…??




Tintumonte Thallu…




Dundumole cycle il thalli kondu pogunnathinidayil pottikaranja tintumone kanda Amma chodhichu: Enthinada nee karayunnathu..??

Tintumon: Onnum chirichu thalleruthenna Achan paranjirikkunnathu…!!!




Food & Accomodation




Teacher: Food ennal Bhakshanam. Accomodation ennal Thamasam. Enkil Food & Accomodation ennal enthanartham..??

Tintumon: Bhakshanam Thamasikkum… !!!




health tip



Tintumon:- the best exercise to reduce ur weight. first turn head to d right and then turn it towards ur left.do it everytime when u r offered anything to eat.