TINTUMON NOVEMBER 2009

Maths Proof




Xam Qn:
IF 2(l+b)=P;
Prove that 4b=P.
Tintumon :
2(l+b)=P
2(ell+b)=P
2(bone+b)=P
taking ‘b’ comon
2b(one+1)=P
2b(2)=P
4b=P!
Tintumonoda kali




Future tense




Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Tintumon: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.



Seat




Tintumon: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Tintumon: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.




Bus journey in Ernakulam



Ernakulathilude Tintumon bus yathra cheyyumbol
Conductor: ticket, ticket
One man: oru shenoy
one women: Oru Kavitha
Ithuketta Tintumon Conductorodu: Oru Tintumon




Economics Class Room




Teacher lecturing on population:In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
Tintumon stands up: we must find & stop her!.