TINTUMON DECEMBER 2009

Teacher




Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested
Tintumon: A teacher




Age




Teacher : How old is your father?
Tintumon: As old as me. Teacher : How can that be?
Tintumon : He became a father only when I was born




AUTO



Autoyil ninnirangiya tintumon:ethrayayi

Driver:100 roopa
tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo

Tintu:thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath




Post office



Tintumon: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Mumbai in two days time?
Post Master: Yes , it definitely will.
Tintumon: I bet you, it won’t.
Post Master: Why not?
Tintumon: It’s addressed to Chennai.




Human beings




Teacher asked her students to frame sentences
using the word “beans”..
My Father grows beans,” said one student.
“My mother cooks beans,” said another.
Then little Tintumon spoke up: “We are all human beans.”