TINTUMON AUGUST 2008

rajesh



Tintumon: a rajesh enne thalli,ini thaliyal njan shemichu enu varilla

Achan: nee mashodu paranjille?

Tintu: Hmmm…………avan thanneyanu ee rajesh!




Children’s day




Teacher: NOVEMBER ‘14′ Children’s Day” AYATHU ENDHU KOND?

Tintumon:
FEBRUARY 14 VALANTAIENS DAY KAZHINJU ‘10′ MASAM THIKAYUNNATH KONDU




aaril anju




MATHS TEACHER:”Aaril anju poyal enth kittum?” TINTUMON: “Anjuvinte dead body kittum, karanam avalku swimming ariyilla…!!




Ishtika




tintuon: Achaa ishtika odumo????

achan: ninodara ee mandatharam oke paranje

tintumon: Alla!!
varunna vazhik oru board kandu.. “ISHTIKAYUM ODUM”
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two questions




One day miss entered the class and made a surprise test. In the test she asked every students two questions each. When Tintumon got his turn the question was:

1. Name two days of the week that begin with “T”.
2. How many seconds are there in a year?

Tintumon thought for a few minutes and answered…
1. The two days of the week that begin with “T” are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

Then teacher said, “OK, I’ll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it’s not the answer I expected, so your answer is some what correct.But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?” Tintumon replied, “Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc….