Newton’z Law
Teacher: “tell me the perfect example 4 Newton’s 3rd law?”
Tintumon: “Everytime I open my book, My eyes close automatically………”
Suicide
Achumole line adichondu nadakkunna tintumone kandu bharya chakkara: ningalingane thudangiyal njan suicide cheyyum.
Tintumon: angane valla planum undel 5 maniku munne cheyyane.
Chakkara: athentha
tintumon: enkile annu thanne postmortom cheythu kittoo. Enikku vayya asupathreelirunnu kothukukadi kollan.
oru manikoor..
Docteraya tintuvinaduthu patient jintappan..
Jintappan:Eanthanennarinjilla doctor ravile eazhuneattu kazhinjal orumanikoor vare bhayangara ksheenavum thalarchayumanu..ethinu valla marunnum kazhikano??
Tintu:Ethinu marunnu onnum kazhikanta than aa oru manikoor kazhinju eazhuneatal mati prsnam theernille..!!
seenus
Three men were sitting on a bench in heaven discussing how they died.
The first man said “I died of cancer.”
The second man said, “I died of tuberculosis” .
third tintu said “I died of seenus”.
The first two men said, “No, you mean sinus.”
tintu again said “No, I mean seenus. I was out with my best friend’s wife and he seen us!”
marriage
tintumon-”Marriage is like a public toilet ”
chakkara-”why?
tintumon-Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out.. ”
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