Tuesday, September 28, 2010

TINTUMON JULY 2010

Newton’z Law




Teacher: “tell me the perfect example 4 Newton’s 3rd law?”
Tintumon: “Everytime I open my book, My eyes close automatically………”




Suicide



Achumole line adichondu nadakkunna tintumone kandu bharya chakkara: ningalingane thudangiyal njan suicide cheyyum.
Tintumon: angane valla planum undel 5 maniku munne cheyyane.
Chakkara: athentha
tintumon: enkile annu thanne postmortom cheythu kittoo. Enikku vayya asupathreelirunnu kothukukadi kollan.




oru manikoor..




Docteraya tintuvinaduthu patient jintappan..

Jintappan:Eanthanennarinjilla doctor ravile eazhuneattu kazhinjal orumanikoor vare bhayangara ksheenavum thalarchayumanu..ethinu valla marunnum kazhikano??

Tintu:Ethinu marunnu onnum kazhikanta than aa oru manikoor kazhinju eazhuneatal mati prsnam theernille..!!




seenus



Three men were sitting on a bench in heaven discussing how they died.

The first man said “I died of cancer.”

The second man said, “I died of tuberculosis” .

third tintu said “I died of seenus”.

The first two men said, “No, you mean sinus.”

tintu again said “No, I mean seenus. I was out with my best friend’s wife and he seen us!”




marriage



tintumon-”Marriage is like a public toilet ”

chakkara-”why?

tintumon-Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out.. ”

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