Current
Sir : Entha home work cheyyathirunne ?
Tintumon : Current illayirunnu
Sir : Current illenkil mezhukuthiri upayogichoode ?
Tintumon : theeppaati pooja muriyil aayirunnu
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Sir : athentha pooja muriyil poyi theeppetti eduthal ?
Tintumon : kulikkathe enganeya poojamuriyil kerunne ?
Sir : Enthu konda kulikkanhe ?
Tintumon : Tankil vellamillayirunnu
Sir : Athentha tankil vellam pump cheyyathathu ?
Tintumon : athalle ……………mone aadyame ninnodu paranhe current ellayirunnunnu………………..
naanamille?
vichuttan-”eda tintu,ninte achan tailer alle..ennitendha ee keeriya shirt ittondu nadakkunne?
naanamille?
tintumon-”ninte achan dentist alle..pinnendhada neeyokke janichappol vaayil otta pallupolum
illadhirunne? naanamille ninakku???
Poocha
Tintumonte veettil oru poocha vannu kayari.
Shallyam sahikkanavathe tintu poochaye veedinu purathu kondu vittu.
Poocha veendum veettil thirichethi.
tintu poochaye kure dhoore kondu vittu.
Tintu veettil thirichethiyappol poochayum veedu kandu pidichu thirichethiyirunnu.
…Deshyam sahikkanakathe Tintu poochaye orupaadu dhoore kondu vittu.
Ennittu Tintu veetilekku phone cheythu,
“Amme, avide poocha thirichethiyo?”
Amma: “ethi… entha?”
Tintu: “Aa poochayodu vannu enne veettilekku kondu varan para…..”
Paattu
Vellamadichu vazhiyil koodi paattum padi pokunna tintumonod palleelachan: ithathra nallathalla tintu.
Tintumon: athenikariyam acho. Nallathaayirunnel pande njan valla reality showilum poyi paadillarunno
offer
teacher-”onnu mudhal 10 vare thettadhe enniyal aa aalku njan oru kiss tharum…”
tintumon-”njan 100 vare ennam..vere valla offerum undo…”
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
TINTUMON AUGUST 2010
another cutest proposal
Cutest proposal by tintu
Tintu- Do u hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night??
Dundumol- Yes!
Tintu- Can I replace it for da rest of ur life? !!!!
manasilakkal
jintappan-”ninnodu endhada maths master chodhichadhu?
tintumon-”ente girl friendine kurichu parayan paranju…paranju koduthappol enikku oru sathyam
manasilayi”
jintappan-”endhu sathyam?
tintumon-” swantham magale kurichu matoruthan parayunnadhu kettitum manasilavatha oru
pottananu kanakku master ennu enikku manasikkan kazhinju…”
thirachil
jintappan-”eda njan marichu poyittu nee ee logam muzhuvan thiranjalum enne pole oru friendine
ninakku kittillada”
tintumon-”nee endha karudhiyadhu? veendum oru thavana koodi ninnepole oruthanem thappi njan
nadakkumenno…onnu poda”
b’day..
titnunte b’dayde annu achan: “mone nink njanoru
tandoori chicken medichu tharate?”
tintu:”venda acha, achan kanicha pokritharathinu
pavam kozhi enthu pizhachu?? “
Myaavu
Tintumon jintappante veettil kakkaan kayari. Paathram veena sabdam kettu jintappan: ara athu?
Tintumon: myaavu
jintappan: aaranenna chodichathu
tintumon: myaavu
jintappan:aaranennu parayeda patti
tintumon: karachil kettal pochayanennu manasilaakikkoode panni. Ne choru thanneyalle thinnunnath. Ethelum poocha vilichu paranjitundodo njan poochayanennu. Inganeyoru viddiyude veetilanallo daivame njan kakkaan kayariyathu.
Cutest proposal by tintu
Tintu- Do u hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night??
Dundumol- Yes!
Tintu- Can I replace it for da rest of ur life? !!!!
manasilakkal
jintappan-”ninnodu endhada maths master chodhichadhu?
tintumon-”ente girl friendine kurichu parayan paranju…paranju koduthappol enikku oru sathyam
manasilayi”
jintappan-”endhu sathyam?
tintumon-” swantham magale kurichu matoruthan parayunnadhu kettitum manasilavatha oru
pottananu kanakku master ennu enikku manasikkan kazhinju…”
thirachil
jintappan-”eda njan marichu poyittu nee ee logam muzhuvan thiranjalum enne pole oru friendine
ninakku kittillada”
tintumon-”nee endha karudhiyadhu? veendum oru thavana koodi ninnepole oruthanem thappi njan
nadakkumenno…onnu poda”
b’day..
titnunte b’dayde annu achan: “mone nink njanoru
tandoori chicken medichu tharate?”
tintu:”venda acha, achan kanicha pokritharathinu
pavam kozhi enthu pizhachu?? “
Myaavu
Tintumon jintappante veettil kakkaan kayari. Paathram veena sabdam kettu jintappan: ara athu?
Tintumon: myaavu
jintappan: aaranenna chodichathu
tintumon: myaavu
jintappan:aaranennu parayeda patti
tintumon: karachil kettal pochayanennu manasilaakikkoode panni. Ne choru thanneyalle thinnunnath. Ethelum poocha vilichu paranjitundodo njan poochayanennu. Inganeyoru viddiyude veetilanallo daivame njan kakkaan kayariyathu.
TINTUMON JULY 2010
Newton’z Law
Teacher: “tell me the perfect example 4 Newton’s 3rd law?”
Tintumon: “Everytime I open my book, My eyes close automatically………”
Suicide
Achumole line adichondu nadakkunna tintumone kandu bharya chakkara: ningalingane thudangiyal njan suicide cheyyum.
Tintumon: angane valla planum undel 5 maniku munne cheyyane.
Chakkara: athentha
tintumon: enkile annu thanne postmortom cheythu kittoo. Enikku vayya asupathreelirunnu kothukukadi kollan.
oru manikoor..
Docteraya tintuvinaduthu patient jintappan..
Jintappan:Eanthanennarinjilla doctor ravile eazhuneattu kazhinjal orumanikoor vare bhayangara ksheenavum thalarchayumanu..ethinu valla marunnum kazhikano??
Tintu:Ethinu marunnu onnum kazhikanta than aa oru manikoor kazhinju eazhuneatal mati prsnam theernille..!!
seenus
Three men were sitting on a bench in heaven discussing how they died.
The first man said “I died of cancer.”
The second man said, “I died of tuberculosis” .
third tintu said “I died of seenus”.
The first two men said, “No, you mean sinus.”
tintu again said “No, I mean seenus. I was out with my best friend’s wife and he seen us!”
marriage
tintumon-”Marriage is like a public toilet ”
chakkara-”why?
tintumon-Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out.. ”
Teacher: “tell me the perfect example 4 Newton’s 3rd law?”
Tintumon: “Everytime I open my book, My eyes close automatically………”
Suicide
Achumole line adichondu nadakkunna tintumone kandu bharya chakkara: ningalingane thudangiyal njan suicide cheyyum.
Tintumon: angane valla planum undel 5 maniku munne cheyyane.
Chakkara: athentha
tintumon: enkile annu thanne postmortom cheythu kittoo. Enikku vayya asupathreelirunnu kothukukadi kollan.
oru manikoor..
Docteraya tintuvinaduthu patient jintappan..
Jintappan:Eanthanennarinjilla doctor ravile eazhuneattu kazhinjal orumanikoor vare bhayangara ksheenavum thalarchayumanu..ethinu valla marunnum kazhikano??
Tintu:Ethinu marunnu onnum kazhikanta than aa oru manikoor kazhinju eazhuneatal mati prsnam theernille..!!
seenus
Three men were sitting on a bench in heaven discussing how they died.
The first man said “I died of cancer.”
The second man said, “I died of tuberculosis” .
third tintu said “I died of seenus”.
The first two men said, “No, you mean sinus.”
tintu again said “No, I mean seenus. I was out with my best friend’s wife and he seen us!”
marriage
tintumon-”Marriage is like a public toilet ”
chakkara-”why?
tintumon-Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out.. ”
TINTUMON JUNE 2010
I see Love
Tintumon: Look into my eyes plz…what you see?? Tell me….
Tintumol: I see Love…
Tintumon: Manga Tholi!! Kannil enthu koppaa veenathennu nokkedee….
grandfather
Tintumon: “My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn’t Need Glasses…He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle..!!”
AKNSA(all kerala nursery students association)
Naale Harthal
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Tintumone teacher talliyathil prathishedichu naale harthal aacharikkumennu all kerala nursery students association ariyichu.
Convert
Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam. ” I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY”
Tintumon: Teacher innale ‘A’ padam kandu.
Evergreen Lovers
To ,
Tintumol
UKG A.
Dear Tintumol,
I love you. My dream I see you. Everywhere you. You no, I live no.
I come red shirt 2morrow. You love I, you come red frock. I wait down
mango tree. You no come, i jump train. Sure come…
yours lovely,
Tutumon
Std 1 B
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Reply….by Tintumol….
Darling, your letter mama see. Papa beat me beat me so many beat me.
I cry. i cry. So no come to mango tree. No jump train. I love you.
See another day. I no red frock. Only green.
You love me, you love me you green shirt. Give I gift. I see you with pinkumol.
Where you go.. NO talk to her. Okay My dream also only you
Lovely
Tintumol…
Tintumon: Look into my eyes plz…what you see?? Tell me….
Tintumol: I see Love…
Tintumon: Manga Tholi!! Kannil enthu koppaa veenathennu nokkedee….
grandfather
Tintumon: “My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn’t Need Glasses…He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle..!!”
AKNSA(all kerala nursery students association)
Naale Harthal
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Tintumone teacher talliyathil prathishedichu naale harthal aacharikkumennu all kerala nursery students association ariyichu.
Convert
Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam. ” I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY”
Tintumon: Teacher innale ‘A’ padam kandu.
Evergreen Lovers
To ,
Tintumol
UKG A.
Dear Tintumol,
I love you. My dream I see you. Everywhere you. You no, I live no.
I come red shirt 2morrow. You love I, you come red frock. I wait down
mango tree. You no come, i jump train. Sure come…
yours lovely,
Tutumon
Std 1 B
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Reply….by Tintumol….
Darling, your letter mama see. Papa beat me beat me so many beat me.
I cry. i cry. So no come to mango tree. No jump train. I love you.
See another day. I no red frock. Only green.
You love me, you love me you green shirt. Give I gift. I see you with pinkumol.
Where you go.. NO talk to her. Okay My dream also only you
Lovely
Tintumol…
TINTUMON MAY 2010
sunday school
sunday schoolil: bibilil enthellam unnd?
tintumon: ammumayude hospital sheet,achante SSLC fail certificate,ammayude sooji,enthe mayil peeli..
Letter to Billgates
Dear Billgates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which i want to bring to your notice..
1. There is a button ’start’ but there is no ’stop’ button. I request you to check this..
2. I learn’t ‘microsoft word’ Now i want to learn ‘microsoft sentence’, so when will you provide?
one personel question: how is it your name is ‘gates’ but you are selling ‘windows’?
Yours
Tintumon
LKG – B
Exam
Achan: Exam inu nee thottal ini enney achaa ennu vilikkendaaa….
Kurach divasam kazhinju…..
Achan: Enthayeda result???
Tintu mon:-Aliyaaa sorry daaa…..5 subject il potty machu!!
Railway
Train nirthiyapol yathrakaran tintuvinod: ithetha station…??
Tintumon windowilude purathek thalayitt nokiyitt: Railway station aanenn thonunnu…!
Complan
Kaattiloode nadannu pokunna Tintumon marathil thoongi kidakkunna paampine kandappol paranjathu enthu??
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“Veruthe thoongi kidakkaathe mummy odu para complan vaangitharaan!”
sunday schoolil: bibilil enthellam unnd?
tintumon: ammumayude hospital sheet,achante SSLC fail certificate,ammayude sooji,enthe mayil peeli..
Letter to Billgates
Dear Billgates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which i want to bring to your notice..
1. There is a button ’start’ but there is no ’stop’ button. I request you to check this..
2. I learn’t ‘microsoft word’ Now i want to learn ‘microsoft sentence’, so when will you provide?
one personel question: how is it your name is ‘gates’ but you are selling ‘windows’?
Yours
Tintumon
LKG – B
Exam
Achan: Exam inu nee thottal ini enney achaa ennu vilikkendaaa….
Kurach divasam kazhinju…..
Achan: Enthayeda result???
Tintu mon:-Aliyaaa sorry daaa…..5 subject il potty machu!!
Railway
Train nirthiyapol yathrakaran tintuvinod: ithetha station…??
Tintumon windowilude purathek thalayitt nokiyitt: Railway station aanenn thonunnu…!
Complan
Kaattiloode nadannu pokunna Tintumon marathil thoongi kidakkunna paampine kandappol paranjathu enthu??
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“Veruthe thoongi kidakkaathe mummy odu para complan vaangitharaan!”
TINTUMON APRIL 2010
paavam tintu
orikal tintumon vellam kudikan kadayil kayari…
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pavam vellam kudichote. enthe athilum comedy veno!!!!!!!!!!!
Petrol
Driver: Petrol theernu! car ini oru adi munnilekk povilla.
Tintumon: Ennal shari, thirich veetilekk vitto….!!!!
Daivathinte abadham
Teacher: Akashatheku noku, daivathinte ‘valuppam’ kaanam….Prakrithiyilekku nokku, daivathinte ‘mahathwam’ kaanam….
Tintumon: Kannadiyil nokku, daivathinte ABADHAM kaanam
Tintumonte Budhi
Vakkyathil Prayogikkuka
“Kriyathmagam”
Tintumon: Teacher classil Kriyathmagam enna vakkinte artham chodhichappol aarum onnum mindiyilla… !!!
Tintumonoda Kali…
Late
Teacher to Tintumon: Why are you late?
Tintumon: I was following a girl.
Teacher: So what?
Tintumon: The girl was walking very slow…
orikal tintumon vellam kudikan kadayil kayari…
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pavam vellam kudichote. enthe athilum comedy veno!!!!!!!!!!!
Petrol
Driver: Petrol theernu! car ini oru adi munnilekk povilla.
Tintumon: Ennal shari, thirich veetilekk vitto….!!!!
Daivathinte abadham
Teacher: Akashatheku noku, daivathinte ‘valuppam’ kaanam….Prakrithiyilekku nokku, daivathinte ‘mahathwam’ kaanam….
Tintumon: Kannadiyil nokku, daivathinte ABADHAM kaanam
Tintumonte Budhi
Vakkyathil Prayogikkuka
“Kriyathmagam”
Tintumon: Teacher classil Kriyathmagam enna vakkinte artham chodhichappol aarum onnum mindiyilla… !!!
Tintumonoda Kali…
Late
Teacher to Tintumon: Why are you late?
Tintumon: I was following a girl.
Teacher: So what?
Tintumon: The girl was walking very slow…
TINTUMON MARCH 2010
English Class
English classil tintumon: Teacher ee FORD entha..??
Teacher: Vandi…
Tintumon: Appo OXFORD inte artham KAALA VANDI ennanalle…
Achante upadesham
Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam tintumone….
Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram poya pore acho…??
Tintumonte Thallu…
Dundumole cycle il thalli kondu pogunnathinidayil pottikaranja tintumone kanda Amma chodhichu: Enthinada nee karayunnathu..??
Tintumon: Onnum chirichu thalleruthenna Achan paranjirikkunnathu…!!!
Food & Accomodation
Teacher: Food ennal Bhakshanam. Accomodation ennal Thamasam. Enkil Food & Accomodation ennal enthanartham..??
Tintumon: Bhakshanam Thamasikkum… !!!
health tip
Tintumon:- the best exercise to reduce ur weight. first turn head to d right and then turn it towards ur left.do it everytime when u r offered anything to eat.
English classil tintumon: Teacher ee FORD entha..??
Teacher: Vandi…
Tintumon: Appo OXFORD inte artham KAALA VANDI ennanalle…
Achante upadesham
Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam tintumone….
Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram poya pore acho…??
Tintumonte Thallu…
Dundumole cycle il thalli kondu pogunnathinidayil pottikaranja tintumone kanda Amma chodhichu: Enthinada nee karayunnathu..??
Tintumon: Onnum chirichu thalleruthenna Achan paranjirikkunnathu…!!!
Food & Accomodation
Teacher: Food ennal Bhakshanam. Accomodation ennal Thamasam. Enkil Food & Accomodation ennal enthanartham..??
Tintumon: Bhakshanam Thamasikkum… !!!
health tip
Tintumon:- the best exercise to reduce ur weight. first turn head to d right and then turn it towards ur left.do it everytime when u r offered anything to eat.
TINTUMON FEBRUVARY 2010
5+3
Teacher: 5+3 ethraya?
Tintumon: enik ariyathilla teacher
Teacher: Manda… 5+3=8 anennu arinjukoode?
Tintumon: alla missnu vattayoo?
Teacher: What.?!
Tintumon: innale alle paranjathu 4+4=8 ennaaa..!?
Nothing Impossible
Teacher: Hello boys, Remember Nothing is impossible.
Tintumon: Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpaste and put it back into the tube again
Ladies
Teacher: Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Tintumon: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher: How?
Tintumon: Ladies first.
Virtue
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Tintumon: Sahodhara sneham
Sent off
Sent off prasangathinideyil karayukayayirunna Tintumonodu Teacher: Vishamikkanda mone
Tintumon: Visamamkondalla,,,,,,,,, santhosham varumbam enikk kannir varum. atha teacher
Teacher: 5+3 ethraya?
Tintumon: enik ariyathilla teacher
Teacher: Manda… 5+3=8 anennu arinjukoode?
Tintumon: alla missnu vattayoo?
Teacher: What.?!
Tintumon: innale alle paranjathu 4+4=8 ennaaa..!?
Nothing Impossible
Teacher: Hello boys, Remember Nothing is impossible.
Tintumon: Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpaste and put it back into the tube again
Ladies
Teacher: Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Tintumon: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher: How?
Tintumon: Ladies first.
Virtue
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Tintumon: Sahodhara sneham
Sent off
Sent off prasangathinideyil karayukayayirunna Tintumonodu Teacher: Vishamikkanda mone
Tintumon: Visamamkondalla,,,,,,,,, santhosham varumbam enikk kannir varum. atha teacher
TINTUMON JANUVARY 2010
Teacher
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested
Tintumon: A teacher
Age
Teacher : How old is your father?
Tintumon: As old as me. Teacher : How can that be?
Tintumon : He became a father only when I was born
AUTO
Autoyil ninnirangiya tintumon:ethrayayi
Driver:100 roopa
tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo
Tintu:thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath
Post office
Tintumon: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Mumbai in two days time?
Post Master: Yes , it definitely will.
Tintumon: I bet you, it won’t.
Post Master: Why not?
Tintumon: It’s addressed to Chennai.
Human beings
Teacher asked her students to frame sentences
using the word “beans”..
My Father grows beans,” said one student.
“My mother cooks beans,” said another.
Then little Tintumon spoke up: “We are all human beans.”
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested
Tintumon: A teacher
Age
Teacher : How old is your father?
Tintumon: As old as me. Teacher : How can that be?
Tintumon : He became a father only when I was born
AUTO
Autoyil ninnirangiya tintumon:ethrayayi
Driver:100 roopa
tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo
Tintu:thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath
Post office
Tintumon: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Mumbai in two days time?
Post Master: Yes , it definitely will.
Tintumon: I bet you, it won’t.
Post Master: Why not?
Tintumon: It’s addressed to Chennai.
Human beings
Teacher asked her students to frame sentences
using the word “beans”..
My Father grows beans,” said one student.
“My mother cooks beans,” said another.
Then little Tintumon spoke up: “We are all human beans.”
TINTUMON DECEMBER 2009
Teacher
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested
Tintumon: A teacher
Age
Teacher : How old is your father?
Tintumon: As old as me. Teacher : How can that be?
Tintumon : He became a father only when I was born
AUTO
Autoyil ninnirangiya tintumon:ethrayayi
Driver:100 roopa
tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo
Tintu:thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath
Post office
Tintumon: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Mumbai in two days time?
Post Master: Yes , it definitely will.
Tintumon: I bet you, it won’t.
Post Master: Why not?
Tintumon: It’s addressed to Chennai.
Human beings
Teacher asked her students to frame sentences
using the word “beans”..
My Father grows beans,” said one student.
“My mother cooks beans,” said another.
Then little Tintumon spoke up: “We are all human beans.”
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested
Tintumon: A teacher
Age
Teacher : How old is your father?
Tintumon: As old as me. Teacher : How can that be?
Tintumon : He became a father only when I was born
AUTO
Autoyil ninnirangiya tintumon:ethrayayi
Driver:100 roopa
tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo
Tintu:thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath
Post office
Tintumon: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Mumbai in two days time?
Post Master: Yes , it definitely will.
Tintumon: I bet you, it won’t.
Post Master: Why not?
Tintumon: It’s addressed to Chennai.
Human beings
Teacher asked her students to frame sentences
using the word “beans”..
My Father grows beans,” said one student.
“My mother cooks beans,” said another.
Then little Tintumon spoke up: “We are all human beans.”
TINTUMON NOVEMBER 2009
Maths Proof
Xam Qn:
IF 2(l+b)=P;
Prove that 4b=P.
Tintumon :
2(l+b)=P
2(ell+b)=P
2(bone+b)=P
taking ‘b’ comon
2b(one+1)=P
2b(2)=P
4b=P!
Tintumonoda kali
Future tense
Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Tintumon: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
Seat
Tintumon: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Tintumon: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.
Bus journey in Ernakulam
Ernakulathilude Tintumon bus yathra cheyyumbol
Conductor: ticket, ticket
One man: oru shenoy
one women: Oru Kavitha
Ithuketta Tintumon Conductorodu: Oru Tintumon
Economics Class Room
Teacher lecturing on population:In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
Tintumon stands up: we must find & stop her!.
Xam Qn:
IF 2(l+b)=P;
Prove that 4b=P.
Tintumon :
2(l+b)=P
2(ell+b)=P
2(bone+b)=P
taking ‘b’ comon
2b(one+1)=P
2b(2)=P
4b=P!
Tintumonoda kali
Future tense
Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Tintumon: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
Seat
Tintumon: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Tintumon: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.
Bus journey in Ernakulam
Ernakulathilude Tintumon bus yathra cheyyumbol
Conductor: ticket, ticket
One man: oru shenoy
one women: Oru Kavitha
Ithuketta Tintumon Conductorodu: Oru Tintumon
Economics Class Room
Teacher lecturing on population:In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
Tintumon stands up: we must find & stop her!.
TINTUMON OCTOBER 2009
Plastic surgery
Tintumon: Doctore ee bucketil oru valiya hole und….Njan entha cheyyande?
Doctor: Athenthina ennod parayunne…??
Tintumon: Alla ningal Plastic sugeriyude aalalle….!!!!
Vidhyarambam
Tintumonte Vidhyarambathinidayil Poojari urakke thummi
appol Tintumon: “pedichu poyallo thendi…”
nalla Vidhyarambam
Love marriage
Tintu mon achanod,
Tintu : achante prema vivaham aayirunnu alle…
achan : ath ninak engane manasilai
tintu: ente date of birth’um achane kalyana divasavum thammil verum 5 maasathe diffrence mathrame ullu..
Paattukari
Nannaayi paattu paadunna Dundumolodu Tintumon: Ninakku TV-yilo Radio-yilo padikkoode?
Dundumol : Athraykkum nannaayittundo?
Tintumon : Athalla, TV-yilo Radio-yilo avumbol off aakkamalloo…
clas room
Teacher: tintumone pazhayakalathe oru jeeviyude peru parayu…..
Tintumon: ZEBRA…….black and white alle……………….!!
Tintumon: Doctore ee bucketil oru valiya hole und….Njan entha cheyyande?
Doctor: Athenthina ennod parayunne…??
Tintumon: Alla ningal Plastic sugeriyude aalalle….!!!!
Vidhyarambam
Tintumonte Vidhyarambathinidayil Poojari urakke thummi
appol Tintumon: “pedichu poyallo thendi…”
nalla Vidhyarambam
Love marriage
Tintu mon achanod,
Tintu : achante prema vivaham aayirunnu alle…
achan : ath ninak engane manasilai
tintu: ente date of birth’um achane kalyana divasavum thammil verum 5 maasathe diffrence mathrame ullu..
Paattukari
Nannaayi paattu paadunna Dundumolodu Tintumon: Ninakku TV-yilo Radio-yilo padikkoode?
Dundumol : Athraykkum nannaayittundo?
Tintumon : Athalla, TV-yilo Radio-yilo avumbol off aakkamalloo…
clas room
Teacher: tintumone pazhayakalathe oru jeeviyude peru parayu…..
Tintumon: ZEBRA…….black and white alle……………….!!
TINTUMON SEPTEMBER 2009
tintumon in classroom
Classil urangunna tintumonod
Teacher: uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha?
Tintumon: Chatukam
Teacher: nhan entha chodichath?
Tintumon: uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher….
Essay
Teacher asked all d students to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except tintumon.
He wrote “Due to Rain, No Match!”
Ambalam
tintumon: I Love u…
girl: kaalil cherippu undu..
tintu: “Ente hridhayam AMBALAM alla… kayari ponnolu……!!
tintu mon aaaaaaara Mon !!
Quotation team
Teacher: Sree Krishnane vadhikkuvanayi kamsan asuranmare ayachu. Ithil ninnu enthu manasilakkam???
Tintumon: “Annum quotation team undayirunnu ennu”
History class
Tintumon history classinu munpu prarthikunnathu kanda teacher
teacher: ithu nalla oru sheelamanu. nee entha prarthiche?
tintumon: ente amma paranjittundu urangunnathinu munpu prarthinkanam ennu.
Classil urangunna tintumonod
Teacher: uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha?
Tintumon: Chatukam
Teacher: nhan entha chodichath?
Tintumon: uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher….
Essay
Teacher asked all d students to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except tintumon.
He wrote “Due to Rain, No Match!”
Ambalam
tintumon: I Love u…
girl: kaalil cherippu undu..
tintu: “Ente hridhayam AMBALAM alla… kayari ponnolu……!!
tintu mon aaaaaaara Mon !!
Quotation team
Teacher: Sree Krishnane vadhikkuvanayi kamsan asuranmare ayachu. Ithil ninnu enthu manasilakkam???
Tintumon: “Annum quotation team undayirunnu ennu”
History class
Tintumon history classinu munpu prarthikunnathu kanda teacher
teacher: ithu nalla oru sheelamanu. nee entha prarthiche?
tintumon: ente amma paranjittundu urangunnathinu munpu prarthinkanam ennu.
TINTUMON AUGUST 2009
tintumon in classroom
Classil urangunna tintumonod
Teacher: uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha?
Tintumon: Chatukam
Teacher: nhan entha chodichath?
Tintumon: uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher….
Essay
Teacher asked all d students to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except tintumon.
He wrote “Due to Rain, No Match!”
Ambalam
tintumon: I Love u…
girl: kaalil cherippu undu..
tintu: “Ente hridhayam AMBALAM alla… kayari ponnolu……!!
tintu mon aaaaaaara Mon !!
Quotation team
Teacher: Sree Krishnane vadhikkuvanayi kamsan asuranmare ayachu. Ithil ninnu enthu manasilakkam???
Tintumon: “Annum quotation team undayirunnu ennu”
History class
Tintumon history classinu munpu prarthikunnathu kanda teacher
teacher: ithu nalla oru sheelamanu. nee entha prarthiche?
tintumon: ente amma paranjittundu urangunnathinu munpu prarthinkanam ennu.
Classil urangunna tintumonod
Teacher: uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha?
Tintumon: Chatukam
Teacher: nhan entha chodichath?
Tintumon: uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher….
Essay
Teacher asked all d students to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except tintumon.
He wrote “Due to Rain, No Match!”
Ambalam
tintumon: I Love u…
girl: kaalil cherippu undu..
tintu: “Ente hridhayam AMBALAM alla… kayari ponnolu……!!
tintu mon aaaaaaara Mon !!
Quotation team
Teacher: Sree Krishnane vadhikkuvanayi kamsan asuranmare ayachu. Ithil ninnu enthu manasilakkam???
Tintumon: “Annum quotation team undayirunnu ennu”
History class
Tintumon history classinu munpu prarthikunnathu kanda teacher
teacher: ithu nalla oru sheelamanu. nee entha prarthiche?
tintumon: ente amma paranjittundu urangunnathinu munpu prarthinkanam ennu.
TINTUMON JULY 2009
Punishment
Tintumon:”Cheyyaatha kaaryathinu enne shikshikkumo teacher?”
Teacher:”Orikkalumilla.”
Tintumon:”Nalla teacher, njan homework cheythittillaa!!”
Chenda
Tintumon:”Acha, enikkoru chenda vaangi tharumo?”
Achan:”Venda, nee mattullavare upadravikkum.”
Tintumon:”Illa acha,njan ellaavarum urangikkazhinje chenda edukku..”
SSLC
SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum:
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“Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!”
Maths
Maths teacher:
“A=B
B=C
So A=C
Prove this method.”
Tintumon:”Sir, I Love You, You love your daughter, So I love your daughter!”
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November 16th, 2009 by akhil
Kothuku kadi kondu pulanja Tintu mon kadicha kothukine veruthe vittu? why?
Tintu mon paranju : “Onnumillengilum Avante njarambukalil Odunnathu Ente Chorayalle”
Tintumon:”Cheyyaatha kaaryathinu enne shikshikkumo teacher?”
Teacher:”Orikkalumilla.”
Tintumon:”Nalla teacher, njan homework cheythittillaa!!”
Chenda
Tintumon:”Acha, enikkoru chenda vaangi tharumo?”
Achan:”Venda, nee mattullavare upadravikkum.”
Tintumon:”Illa acha,njan ellaavarum urangikkazhinje chenda edukku..”
SSLC
SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum:
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“Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!”
Maths
Maths teacher:
“A=B
B=C
So A=C
Prove this method.”
Tintumon:”Sir, I Love You, You love your daughter, So I love your daughter!”
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November 16th, 2009 by akhil
Kothuku kadi kondu pulanja Tintu mon kadicha kothukine veruthe vittu? why?
Tintu mon paranju : “Onnumillengilum Avante njarambukalil Odunnathu Ente Chorayalle”
TINTUMON JUNE 2009
Tintumon & Fish
Veettil vazhakitt adi pedichodiya “TINTUMON” kuppiyil pidichitta meenine eduthu veliyil ettechu paranju”‘njano chavan pova,nee enkilum poyi rakshapedu.’
double mundu
Bus-il oral: Ithente seat anu, njan oru towel ivide ittirunnu….
Tintu mon: Enkil oru double mundu eduthu bus-nte mukalil ittoode…
Bus nintethakumalloooo….
alla pinne Tintu monoda kali…
ayussu
Maricha ramuvinte veettil poya Tintu mon:
“Body kondu vanno”?
Appol ambulance vannu…
Tintu mon: ohh.. Ramuvinu 100 ayussaanallooo…?
kashttapadu
ishtapetta penninodu ishtamanennu kashtapetu parayumbol , ishtamallennu aa dhushta paranjal,nashtapetathinte vedhana kashtapetu ishtapetavane ariyu ” kavi tintumon “
Chevi kelkathavan
TEACHER : Kannukanathavane andhan ennu vilikkunnu… Appol Chevi kelkathavane enthu vilikkum???
Tintumon : Avante thanthakku venelum vilikkam… Karanam avanu chevi kelkillallo…
Veettil vazhakitt adi pedichodiya “TINTUMON” kuppiyil pidichitta meenine eduthu veliyil ettechu paranju”‘njano chavan pova,nee enkilum poyi rakshapedu.’
double mundu
Bus-il oral: Ithente seat anu, njan oru towel ivide ittirunnu….
Tintu mon: Enkil oru double mundu eduthu bus-nte mukalil ittoode…
Bus nintethakumalloooo….
alla pinne Tintu monoda kali…
ayussu
Maricha ramuvinte veettil poya Tintu mon:
“Body kondu vanno”?
Appol ambulance vannu…
Tintu mon: ohh.. Ramuvinu 100 ayussaanallooo…?
kashttapadu
ishtapetta penninodu ishtamanennu kashtapetu parayumbol , ishtamallennu aa dhushta paranjal,nashtapetathinte vedhana kashtapetu ishtapetavane ariyu ” kavi tintumon “
Chevi kelkathavan
TEACHER : Kannukanathavane andhan ennu vilikkunnu… Appol Chevi kelkathavane enthu vilikkum???
Tintumon : Avante thanthakku venelum vilikkam… Karanam avanu chevi kelkillallo…
TINTUMON MAY 2009
Tintumonodanodi ninte Kali
TintuMon got SMS from Dundu Mol
“I Miss you da”
TintuMon Replied:
“I Mr. you di”
hmm Kali Tintumonoda…
Gandhi jayanthi
Teacher: gandhi jayanthiye kurich ninakk enthariyam?
Tintumon: Gandhi oru mahanayirunnu.
pakshe ammachiyane, e jayanthiye njan ariyuka polumilla
Doctor
Thengil ninu veena achanumayi hospitalil ethiya tintumonodu
Dr: oru 5 min. mumpu ethichirunengil rekshapeduthamayirunu.
Tintumon: thengenu onnu veenu kittende doctor.
Favourite writer
Teacher: who is your favourite writer?
tintumon: Your daughter. Every week she gives me a nice lOVE LETTER.
Tintumon as god
Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.
Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?
Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……
“DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!”
TintuMon got SMS from Dundu Mol
“I Miss you da”
TintuMon Replied:
“I Mr. you di”
hmm Kali Tintumonoda…
Gandhi jayanthi
Teacher: gandhi jayanthiye kurich ninakk enthariyam?
Tintumon: Gandhi oru mahanayirunnu.
pakshe ammachiyane, e jayanthiye njan ariyuka polumilla
Doctor
Thengil ninu veena achanumayi hospitalil ethiya tintumonodu
Dr: oru 5 min. mumpu ethichirunengil rekshapeduthamayirunu.
Tintumon: thengenu onnu veenu kittende doctor.
Favourite writer
Teacher: who is your favourite writer?
tintumon: Your daughter. Every week she gives me a nice lOVE LETTER.
Tintumon as god
Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.
Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?
Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……
“DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!”
TINTUMON APRIL 2009
Tintumonodanodi ninte Kali
TintuMon got SMS from Dundu Mol
“I Miss you da”
TintuMon Replied:
“I Mr. you di”
hmm Kali Tintumonoda…
Gandhi jayanthi
Teacher: gandhi jayanthiye kurich ninakk enthariyam?
Tintumon: Gandhi oru mahanayirunnu.
pakshe ammachiyane, e jayanthiye njan ariyuka polumilla
Doctor
Thengil ninu veena achanumayi hospitalil ethiya tintumonodu
Dr: oru 5 min. mumpu ethichirunengil rekshapeduthamayirunu.
Tintumon: thengenu onnu veenu kittende doctor.
Favourite writer
Teacher: who is your favourite writer?
tintumon: Your daughter. Every week she gives me a nice lOVE LETTER.
Tintumon as god
Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.
Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?
Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……
“DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!”
TintuMon got SMS from Dundu Mol
“I Miss you da”
TintuMon Replied:
“I Mr. you di”
hmm Kali Tintumonoda…
Gandhi jayanthi
Teacher: gandhi jayanthiye kurich ninakk enthariyam?
Tintumon: Gandhi oru mahanayirunnu.
pakshe ammachiyane, e jayanthiye njan ariyuka polumilla
Doctor
Thengil ninu veena achanumayi hospitalil ethiya tintumonodu
Dr: oru 5 min. mumpu ethichirunengil rekshapeduthamayirunu.
Tintumon: thengenu onnu veenu kittende doctor.
Favourite writer
Teacher: who is your favourite writer?
tintumon: Your daughter. Every week she gives me a nice lOVE LETTER.
Tintumon as god
Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.
Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?
Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……
“DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!”
TINTUMON MARCH 2009
DOCOMO
Tintumon’s msg to Dundu Mol
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DOCOMO tune
Dooram
Tchr:Amerikayileko chandranileko evidekanu kuduthal dooram?
Tintu:Americayileku !
Tchr:kaaryam?
Tintu:ividennu nokiyal Americaye kanilla ennal chandrane kanam
Muthirnnatharu?
Achchan Tintumonodu: eda, muthirnnavarude munpil bahalamundakkathe maryadaykku nilkkanamennarinnhoode?
Tinumon: Appol ammayanalle achchanekkal muthirnnathu???
Techy Tintumon
Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..
Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!
Sign Board
Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote
“Drive carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the teachers”
Tintumon’s msg to Dundu Mol
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didnt understand?
DOCOMO tune
Dooram
Tchr:Amerikayileko chandranileko evidekanu kuduthal dooram?
Tintu:Americayileku !
Tchr:kaaryam?
Tintu:ividennu nokiyal Americaye kanilla ennal chandrane kanam
Muthirnnatharu?
Achchan Tintumonodu: eda, muthirnnavarude munpil bahalamundakkathe maryadaykku nilkkanamennarinnhoode?
Tinumon: Appol ammayanalle achchanekkal muthirnnathu???
Techy Tintumon
Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..
Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!
Sign Board
Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote
“Drive carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the teachers”
TINTUMON FEBRUVARY 2009
veedu aarudethu?
Titumonodu amma: mone achchan marichukazhinhal ee veedu nintethanu. Athukondu veedu cheeththayakkathe sookshikkanam.
Kurchu kazhinhappol tinu monte koottukaranum kudumbavum veettil vannu. koottukaran tinumonte oru kalippattam eduthappol Tintumon vazhakku pidichu.
Appol amma : ninte veettil vanna adhidhikalodu inganeyano perumarunnathu?
Tintumon: Appol Achchan marichuvo amme?
Tintumon vs Achan
Achan: Nee aa kuttiye nokki padikkeda, Ella examilum avala First.
Tintumon: Daily avale nokkiyaacha ella subjectilum 8 nilayil pottiyadu. Iniyum achan nirbandhikkarutu.
Arada iruttath?
Tintumon: arada thendy iruttath nilkunnath?
Man: ithu njanada,ninte chittappan.
then Tintumon: Chittappanayirunno?
Njan vicharichu achananennu………..
Achante umma
Tintumon: amme achan inn enikk umma thannilla.
Amma: Ath nee padikkathath kondalle?
Tintumon: Appol nammude velakkari vallathum padikkunnundo?
Tintumon’s Diary
14-11-2009: Nhan avalod oru poo chodichu.
Aval oru poochedi thannu.
15-11-2009: Avalod oru page chodichu.
Aval oru book thannu.
16-11-2009: Avalod oru umma chodichu.
Umma mathramalla…….
uppayum angalamarum koodi nallonam thannu……
Titumonodu amma: mone achchan marichukazhinhal ee veedu nintethanu. Athukondu veedu cheeththayakkathe sookshikkanam.
Kurchu kazhinhappol tinu monte koottukaranum kudumbavum veettil vannu. koottukaran tinumonte oru kalippattam eduthappol Tintumon vazhakku pidichu.
Appol amma : ninte veettil vanna adhidhikalodu inganeyano perumarunnathu?
Tintumon: Appol Achchan marichuvo amme?
Tintumon vs Achan
Achan: Nee aa kuttiye nokki padikkeda, Ella examilum avala First.
Tintumon: Daily avale nokkiyaacha ella subjectilum 8 nilayil pottiyadu. Iniyum achan nirbandhikkarutu.
Arada iruttath?
Tintumon: arada thendy iruttath nilkunnath?
Man: ithu njanada,ninte chittappan.
then Tintumon: Chittappanayirunno?
Njan vicharichu achananennu………..
Achante umma
Tintumon: amme achan inn enikk umma thannilla.
Amma: Ath nee padikkathath kondalle?
Tintumon: Appol nammude velakkari vallathum padikkunnundo?
Tintumon’s Diary
14-11-2009: Nhan avalod oru poo chodichu.
Aval oru poochedi thannu.
15-11-2009: Avalod oru page chodichu.
Aval oru book thannu.
16-11-2009: Avalod oru umma chodichu.
Umma mathramalla…….
uppayum angalamarum koodi nallonam thannu……
TINTUMON JANUVARY 2009
Tintumon @ cinema
Tintumon was repeatedly buying movie ticket, finally the ticket seller asked.
” Enthada chekka nee kanikkunne?”
Tintumon: ” Aa doorinte aduthulla naintemon ellam keerikkalanju”
Tintumon late
Tintumon was late and he entered the classroom without permission from the madam saying
“Hey sweety, carry on… Dont stop for me.. We can talk later” !!!
How do you do
An English man and Tintumon met while going to the toilet.
English man: good morning, how do u do?
Tintumon: usually we remove underwear and then do,And how do u do?
PRANAYAM
“Nashtappedam pakshe pranayikkathirikkaruth”-kamala surayya
“Pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth”-TINTU MON
GIRL FRIEND
TINTU MON:eda enik avale marakkan pattunnilla
FRIEND:athrayku ishtamanenkil ninte veetil para
TINTU MON: Parayaam……..
U.K.G. result varatte
Tintumon was repeatedly buying movie ticket, finally the ticket seller asked.
” Enthada chekka nee kanikkunne?”
Tintumon: ” Aa doorinte aduthulla naintemon ellam keerikkalanju”
Tintumon late
Tintumon was late and he entered the classroom without permission from the madam saying
“Hey sweety, carry on… Dont stop for me.. We can talk later” !!!
How do you do
An English man and Tintumon met while going to the toilet.
English man: good morning, how do u do?
Tintumon: usually we remove underwear and then do,And how do u do?
PRANAYAM
“Nashtappedam pakshe pranayikkathirikkaruth”-kamala surayya
“Pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth”-TINTU MON
GIRL FRIEND
TINTU MON:eda enik avale marakkan pattunnilla
FRIEND:athrayku ishtamanenkil ninte veetil para
TINTU MON: Parayaam……..
U.K.G. result varatte
TINTUMON DECEMBER 2008
Tintumon @ cinema
Tintumon was repeatedly buying movie ticket, finally the ticket seller asked.
” Enthada chekka nee kanikkunne?”
Tintumon: ” Aa doorinte aduthulla naintemon ellam keerikkalanju”
Tintumon late
Tintumon was late and he entered the classroom without permission from the madam saying
“Hey sweety, carry on… Dont stop for me.. We can talk later” !!!
How do you do
An English man and Tintumon met while going to the toilet.
English man: good morning, how do u do?
Tintumon: usually we remove underwear and then do,And how do u do?
PRANAYAM
“Nashtappedam pakshe pranayikkathirikkaruth”-kamala surayya
“Pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth”-TINTU MON
GIRL FRIEND
TINTU MON:eda enik avale marakkan pattunnilla
FRIEND:athrayku ishtamanenkil ninte veetil para
TINTU MON: Parayaam……..
U.K.G. result varatte
Tintumon was repeatedly buying movie ticket, finally the ticket seller asked.
” Enthada chekka nee kanikkunne?”
Tintumon: ” Aa doorinte aduthulla naintemon ellam keerikkalanju”
Tintumon late
Tintumon was late and he entered the classroom without permission from the madam saying
“Hey sweety, carry on… Dont stop for me.. We can talk later” !!!
How do you do
An English man and Tintumon met while going to the toilet.
English man: good morning, how do u do?
Tintumon: usually we remove underwear and then do,And how do u do?
PRANAYAM
“Nashtappedam pakshe pranayikkathirikkaruth”-kamala surayya
“Pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth”-TINTU MON
GIRL FRIEND
TINTU MON:eda enik avale marakkan pattunnilla
FRIEND:athrayku ishtamanenkil ninte veetil para
TINTU MON: Parayaam……..
U.K.G. result varatte
TINTUMON NOVEMBER 2008
50 paisa
oru lady nilavilikunathu kanda tintumon: “Enthu patti?”
Lady: “Ente mon 50 ps. vizhungi.”
Tintumon: “Athinano ingane oli idunathu?…
Inna 50 ps.”
vedi marunn
TINTUMON medical shopil:
ivide ellamarunnum kittumo?
STAFF:ella marunnum kittum
TINTUMON:ennal 1 kilo vedimarunnu thaa.
kali tintumonod venda
Tintumon in Bus
busil vadi kuthi nilkunna oru vayassan seatil irukkunna tintumonod “mon enne onnu sahayikkanam”
tintu:”aa vadiyingu thannekoo,njan pidicholam”"
auto driver
nannaai auto odikkaan padicha tintu mon autoyil koodi pokumbol oral kai kaanichu . appol Tintu mon : nhan doublaakkaan padichitilla
Tintumon & Kallan
Tintumonte veettil kallan keri.
Ithu kanda Tintumon:
“Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda,
illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum”
oru lady nilavilikunathu kanda tintumon: “Enthu patti?”
Lady: “Ente mon 50 ps. vizhungi.”
Tintumon: “Athinano ingane oli idunathu?…
Inna 50 ps.”
vedi marunn
TINTUMON medical shopil:
ivide ellamarunnum kittumo?
STAFF:ella marunnum kittum
TINTUMON:ennal 1 kilo vedimarunnu thaa.
kali tintumonod venda
Tintumon in Bus
busil vadi kuthi nilkunna oru vayassan seatil irukkunna tintumonod “mon enne onnu sahayikkanam”
tintu:”aa vadiyingu thannekoo,njan pidicholam”"
auto driver
nannaai auto odikkaan padicha tintu mon autoyil koodi pokumbol oral kai kaanichu . appol Tintu mon : nhan doublaakkaan padichitilla
Tintumon & Kallan
Tintumonte veettil kallan keri.
Ithu kanda Tintumon:
“Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda,
illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum”
TINTUMON OCTOBER 2008
50 paisa
oru lady nilavilikunathu kanda tintumon: “Enthu patti?”
Lady: “Ente mon 50 ps. vizhungi.”
Tintumon: “Athinano ingane oli idunathu?…
Inna 50 ps.”
vedi marunn
TINTUMON medical shopil:
ivide ellamarunnum kittumo?
STAFF:ella marunnum kittum
TINTUMON:ennal 1 kilo vedimarunnu thaa.
kali tintumonod venda
Tintumon in Bus
busil vadi kuthi nilkunna oru vayassan seatil irukkunna tintumonod “mon enne onnu sahayikkanam”
tintu:”aa vadiyingu thannekoo,njan pidicholam”"
auto driver
nannaai auto odikkaan padicha tintu mon autoyil koodi pokumbol oral kai kaanichu . appol Tintu mon : nhan doublaakkaan padichitilla
Tintumon & Kallan
Tintumonte veettil kallan keri.
Ithu kanda Tintumon:
“Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda,
illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum”
oru lady nilavilikunathu kanda tintumon: “Enthu patti?”
Lady: “Ente mon 50 ps. vizhungi.”
Tintumon: “Athinano ingane oli idunathu?…
Inna 50 ps.”
vedi marunn
TINTUMON medical shopil:
ivide ellamarunnum kittumo?
STAFF:ella marunnum kittum
TINTUMON:ennal 1 kilo vedimarunnu thaa.
kali tintumonod venda
Tintumon in Bus
busil vadi kuthi nilkunna oru vayassan seatil irukkunna tintumonod “mon enne onnu sahayikkanam”
tintu:”aa vadiyingu thannekoo,njan pidicholam”"
auto driver
nannaai auto odikkaan padicha tintu mon autoyil koodi pokumbol oral kai kaanichu . appol Tintu mon : nhan doublaakkaan padichitilla
Tintumon & Kallan
Tintumonte veettil kallan keri.
Ithu kanda Tintumon:
“Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda,
illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum”
TINTUMON SEPTEMBER 2008
salesman
Achan: ini sales man mindatha beverage shop lek njan illa…
tintumon: nammal illa ennu para acha..
Tintumon’s 4th law of motion
“Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion “
Dr.Tintumon
“MBBS” passaya Tintumon adhyamaayi operation cheyyan thudangumbol daivathod prarthichu:
“Joly kittiyathinte 1st gift itha njan angot ayakkunnu. sweekarikkane.”
Motta
Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?
Tintumon jumped and said:
“Physics miss
English miss
Maths miss
Social miss!!”
With Appooppan
Appoopan:mone ninte teacher varunund, poi olicho
Tintumon:aadyam appopan poi olikku..thaan marichunu paranjaa njaan 2 weeks leave eduthathu…
Achan: ini sales man mindatha beverage shop lek njan illa…
tintumon: nammal illa ennu para acha..
Tintumon’s 4th law of motion
“Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion “
Dr.Tintumon
“MBBS” passaya Tintumon adhyamaayi operation cheyyan thudangumbol daivathod prarthichu:
“Joly kittiyathinte 1st gift itha njan angot ayakkunnu. sweekarikkane.”
Motta
Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?
Tintumon jumped and said:
“Physics miss
English miss
Maths miss
Social miss!!”
With Appooppan
Appoopan:mone ninte teacher varunund, poi olicho
Tintumon:aadyam appopan poi olikku..thaan marichunu paranjaa njaan 2 weeks leave eduthathu…
TINTUMON AUGUST 2008
rajesh
Tintumon: a rajesh enne thalli,ini thaliyal njan shemichu enu varilla
Achan: nee mashodu paranjille?
Tintu: Hmmm…………avan thanneyanu ee rajesh!
Children’s day
Teacher: NOVEMBER ‘14′ Children’s Day” AYATHU ENDHU KOND?
Tintumon:
FEBRUARY 14 VALANTAIENS DAY KAZHINJU ‘10′ MASAM THIKAYUNNATH KONDU
aaril anju
MATHS TEACHER:”Aaril anju poyal enth kittum?” TINTUMON: “Anjuvinte dead body kittum, karanam avalku swimming ariyilla…!!
Ishtika
tintuon: Achaa ishtika odumo????
achan: ninodara ee mandatharam oke paranje
tintumon: Alla!!
varunna vazhik oru board kandu.. “ISHTIKAYUM ODUM”
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two questions
One day miss entered the class and made a surprise test. In the test she asked every students two questions each. When Tintumon got his turn the question was:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with “T”.
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
Tintumon thought for a few minutes and answered…
1. The two days of the week that begin with “T” are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Then teacher said, “OK, I’ll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it’s not the answer I expected, so your answer is some what correct.But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?” Tintumon replied, “Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc….
Tintumon: a rajesh enne thalli,ini thaliyal njan shemichu enu varilla
Achan: nee mashodu paranjille?
Tintu: Hmmm…………avan thanneyanu ee rajesh!
Children’s day
Teacher: NOVEMBER ‘14′ Children’s Day” AYATHU ENDHU KOND?
Tintumon:
FEBRUARY 14 VALANTAIENS DAY KAZHINJU ‘10′ MASAM THIKAYUNNATH KONDU
aaril anju
MATHS TEACHER:”Aaril anju poyal enth kittum?” TINTUMON: “Anjuvinte dead body kittum, karanam avalku swimming ariyilla…!!
Ishtika
tintuon: Achaa ishtika odumo????
achan: ninodara ee mandatharam oke paranje
tintumon: Alla!!
varunna vazhik oru board kandu.. “ISHTIKAYUM ODUM”
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two questions
One day miss entered the class and made a surprise test. In the test she asked every students two questions each. When Tintumon got his turn the question was:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with “T”.
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
Tintumon thought for a few minutes and answered…
1. The two days of the week that begin with “T” are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Then teacher said, “OK, I’ll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it’s not the answer I expected, so your answer is some what correct.But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?” Tintumon replied, “Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc….
TINTUMON JULY 2008
“SIMHASANAM”
teacher:Vakkyathil Preyogikkuka:
“SIMHASANAM”
Circus-ile Simham theevalayathilkudi chadiyappol
“Simhasanam” kathi
driving lesson
Tintu in driving school
Driving Seatil Irikkunna Tintumonod Gearil Pidichu Kondu
Aashan:- 1st Engotta?
Tintumon:-First Mamante Veettil Pokam
Juice
Tintumon juice kudikkumbol oru eecha juice il veenu
Tintumon athine viralil eduthu alari:
“thuppeda pulle,kudichathu muzhuvan thuppeda”
Tintumon & Appooppan
Appooppan : Mone,Vandi Kayaran Evide Nilkanam?
Tintumon : Aa Roadinte Nadukottu Kayari Ninnal Mathi.Vandi Thaane Kayarikkollum.
tintumon job
tintumon : amme… enikku padikkan vayya!. paniyeduth jeevichal pore..?
amma : U.K.G. vare padicha ninakku enthu pani kittum?
tintumon : L.K.G kuttikalku tution edukkam.
teacher:Vakkyathil Preyogikkuka:
“SIMHASANAM”
Circus-ile Simham theevalayathilkudi chadiyappol
“Simhasanam” kathi
driving lesson
Tintu in driving school
Driving Seatil Irikkunna Tintumonod Gearil Pidichu Kondu
Aashan:- 1st Engotta?
Tintumon:-First Mamante Veettil Pokam
Juice
Tintumon juice kudikkumbol oru eecha juice il veenu
Tintumon athine viralil eduthu alari:
“thuppeda pulle,kudichathu muzhuvan thuppeda”
Tintumon & Appooppan
Appooppan : Mone,Vandi Kayaran Evide Nilkanam?
Tintumon : Aa Roadinte Nadukottu Kayari Ninnal Mathi.Vandi Thaane Kayarikkollum.
tintumon job
tintumon : amme… enikku padikkan vayya!. paniyeduth jeevichal pore..?
amma : U.K.G. vare padicha ninakku enthu pani kittum?
tintumon : L.K.G kuttikalku tution edukkam.
TINTUMON JUNE 2008
dr tintu
Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum?
Doctr: 1500 rs
Tintu:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum venda.
fever
Tintu mon:hello my son 2day donot came 2 school because he have fever
techer:who are talking??
Tintumon:”MY FATHER”
teacher tintu
Tintu:muthashi
marichu
leave venam
Teachar:
ninte
muthashi yalle
1 masam munp
marichath
Tintu:muthachan
veendum ketti !!
eli
Tinu:Ame kinatil eli venu
Ama:Aa elipeti kinatilito
Chechi:Venda Namuku catne idam
tintu:Arum pedikenda Njan kinatil elivisham kalakiyitundu
Sardar meets Tintu
Sardar:- oh god! ee kattilinte adiyil pretham(ghost) undo ennu eniku pediyund.
Tintu:- athinentha! kattilinte 4 kalum murichu kalanjal pore!……..
Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum?
Doctr: 1500 rs
Tintu:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum venda.
fever
Tintu mon:hello my son 2day donot came 2 school because he have fever
techer:who are talking??
Tintumon:”MY FATHER”
teacher tintu
Tintu:muthashi
marichu
leave venam
Teachar:
ninte
muthashi yalle
1 masam munp
marichath
Tintu:muthachan
veendum ketti !!
eli
Tinu:Ame kinatil eli venu
Ama:Aa elipeti kinatilito
Chechi:Venda Namuku catne idam
tintu:Arum pedikenda Njan kinatil elivisham kalakiyitundu
Sardar meets Tintu
Sardar:- oh god! ee kattilinte adiyil pretham(ghost) undo ennu eniku pediyund.
Tintu:- athinentha! kattilinte 4 kalum murichu kalanjal pore!……..
TINTUMON MAY 2008
Swargam
Teacher:- ningalil arkoke swargathil povanam?
(tintumon ozhikae bakkiyellavarum kai pokkunuu)
Teacher:- antha? Tintumonu povande?
Tintumon:- venda,school vittal nere veettil chelanam enna amma
paranjirikunath…
news paper
TINTUMON news paper vayikkukayayirunnu….Paperil oru news kandu……”K.Karunakaran ICU-vil….!!!!!”
ithu vayich TINTUMON:”padachone….!!!iyalu pinnem party mariyo????”
Teen ager
Tintu mon Achanodu: Teen ager ennu paranhal entha-chchaaa?
Achchan: Oralude vayassu English-il parayumpol teen ennu vannal avare teen ager ennu parayum. Thirteen, fourteen, ennokke parayunnadu pole.
Tintumon: Appol Noottippathimoonnu vayassayavareyum teen ager ennu parayumo achchaaaa?
Flash News
Tintumon TV nokumbol Flash News : ” Anju chaadi, Swarnam Nashtapettu “..
Apol Tintumon : “Chaadumbozengillum avalku swarnam onnu oorivachude.. ” ..
Bus Driver
Paper vayichu kondirikkunna achante munnilude puthiya bussumayi tintumon: Pe pe, pe pe, vegam keru, vegam, pote right………….
Salyam sahikkathayappol achan bus vangi vachu.
Tintu mon karannhu bahalam vachappol achan bus thirichu koduthu.
Pinne tintumon: Vegam keru, keru, Ellarum vegam keru, allel thanne oru naintemon karanam ara manikkoor late aayi, pote right!!!
Teacher:- ningalil arkoke swargathil povanam?
(tintumon ozhikae bakkiyellavarum kai pokkunuu)
Teacher:- antha? Tintumonu povande?
Tintumon:- venda,school vittal nere veettil chelanam enna amma
paranjirikunath…
news paper
TINTUMON news paper vayikkukayayirunnu….Paperil oru news kandu……”K.Karunakaran ICU-vil….!!!!!”
ithu vayich TINTUMON:”padachone….!!!iyalu pinnem party mariyo????”
Teen ager
Tintu mon Achanodu: Teen ager ennu paranhal entha-chchaaa?
Achchan: Oralude vayassu English-il parayumpol teen ennu vannal avare teen ager ennu parayum. Thirteen, fourteen, ennokke parayunnadu pole.
Tintumon: Appol Noottippathimoonnu vayassayavareyum teen ager ennu parayumo achchaaaa?
Flash News
Tintumon TV nokumbol Flash News : ” Anju chaadi, Swarnam Nashtapettu “..
Apol Tintumon : “Chaadumbozengillum avalku swarnam onnu oorivachude.. ” ..
Bus Driver
Paper vayichu kondirikkunna achante munnilude puthiya bussumayi tintumon: Pe pe, pe pe, vegam keru, vegam, pote right………….
Salyam sahikkathayappol achan bus vangi vachu.
Tintu mon karannhu bahalam vachappol achan bus thirichu koduthu.
Pinne tintumon: Vegam keru, keru, Ellarum vegam keru, allel thanne oru naintemon karanam ara manikkoor late aayi, pote right!!!
TINTUMON APRIL 2008
Pottichirikkunnu…
Teacher:Vakyathil Prayogikkuka…
Pottichirikkunnu?
Tintu:Store roomil vacha biscuitinte packet aaro “pottichirikkunnu”…..
Pareeksha
pareekshaykku onnum ezhuthatha Tintumon last pagil engane ezhuthi……..
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“aananenkil jayippikkedaa…..!!”
1000 rupa
‘1000 rupakku enth meedichalum oru sari free’
next day kadayil oru bhalan
tintumon 1000 rupakku ‘chillara’ medichu sari venamennu paranju bhahalam vekkunnu….
Vellam illengil
teacher:vellam illengil manushyan marikkum;y?
tintumon:vellam illengil neenthan pattilla;neenthan pattiyillenkil mungi chavum;
Jeevi
teacherr:
aakashathu parakkukayum bhoomiyil prasavikkukayum cheyyunna oru jeeviyude peru parayu!
tintumon:
airhostess
Teacher:Vakyathil Prayogikkuka…
Pottichirikkunnu?
Tintu:Store roomil vacha biscuitinte packet aaro “pottichirikkunnu”…..
Pareeksha
pareekshaykku onnum ezhuthatha Tintumon last pagil engane ezhuthi……..
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“aananenkil jayippikkedaa…..!!”
1000 rupa
‘1000 rupakku enth meedichalum oru sari free’
next day kadayil oru bhalan
tintumon 1000 rupakku ‘chillara’ medichu sari venamennu paranju bhahalam vekkunnu….
Vellam illengil
teacher:vellam illengil manushyan marikkum;y?
tintumon:vellam illengil neenthan pattilla;neenthan pattiyillenkil mungi chavum;
Jeevi
teacherr:
aakashathu parakkukayum bhoomiyil prasavikkukayum cheyyunna oru jeeviyude peru parayu!
tintumon:
airhostess
TINTUMON MARCH 2008
Coming Soon
Sir ayi vazhakkitta tintu mon .. oru boardil sir nte padam ottichu cemetery kondu poyi thooki , enittu athinte adiyil ezhuthi vachu “Coming Soon”
poor models
FTV kanukayayirunna achante adukal vanna tintu mon FTV noki achanod
” acha avarentha cheriya dress darichirikunnath..?”
Achan: ” avar pavangalayath kondanu..
tintumon:” ivarekalum pavangal vannal ennod parayanam acha please “
gulf story……
Gulfil ninnu Maman: Ninaku entha vendath?
Tintumon: Mobile mathi mamaa
Snehathode maman: NOKIA mathiyo da kutta ?
Tintumon:
Nokiyal porada pattee, Vaanganam !
PTA meeting
Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow…..
Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
Tintumon: its… just u, me & the Principal !
Water
Teacher:What is the formula of water?
Tintumon:
H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)O
Teacher:What is this?
Tintumon: This is Corporation Water!
Sir ayi vazhakkitta tintu mon .. oru boardil sir nte padam ottichu cemetery kondu poyi thooki , enittu athinte adiyil ezhuthi vachu “Coming Soon”
poor models
FTV kanukayayirunna achante adukal vanna tintu mon FTV noki achanod
” acha avarentha cheriya dress darichirikunnath..?”
Achan: ” avar pavangalayath kondanu..
tintumon:” ivarekalum pavangal vannal ennod parayanam acha please “
gulf story……
Gulfil ninnu Maman: Ninaku entha vendath?
Tintumon: Mobile mathi mamaa
Snehathode maman: NOKIA mathiyo da kutta ?
Tintumon:
Nokiyal porada pattee, Vaanganam !
PTA meeting
Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow…..
Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
Tintumon: its… just u, me & the Principal !
Water
Teacher:What is the formula of water?
Tintumon:
H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)O
Teacher:What is this?
Tintumon: This is Corporation Water!
TINTUMON FEBRUVARY 2008
With father…
Appan: Ninne Pallilachan aakkamennu njan nercha nernnittundu…..
TINTUMON: Chathichallo appa …Ente mone pallilachan aakkamennu njanum nernnirikkuva…..
With policeman
Tintu monum ,3 friendsum koodi cyclil Schoolil powukayaaayirunnu…
Oru Police’kaaran Kaikaatti….
Tintu : “phah….pullee.. Ippol Thanne 3 Per Aayi…
tintu mon ambalathil
tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…
tntumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…
Tintumon’s Discovery
“ISRO chandranil vellam kandethi..”
Tintumon : Ente kinattile vellathil nhan pande chandrane kandatha.. Nhan aarodum paranhilla enne ullu…
Kaattaana
Teacher: Vaakyathil prayokikuka,”Kaattaana”
Tintumon:Njan kaatiloode nadakumbol oru puli odi vannu,njan enthu “kaattaana”??
Appan: Ninne Pallilachan aakkamennu njan nercha nernnittundu…..
TINTUMON: Chathichallo appa …Ente mone pallilachan aakkamennu njanum nernnirikkuva…..
With policeman
Tintu monum ,3 friendsum koodi cyclil Schoolil powukayaaayirunnu…
Oru Police’kaaran Kaikaatti….
Tintu : “phah….pullee.. Ippol Thanne 3 Per Aayi…
tintu mon ambalathil
tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…
tntumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…
Tintumon’s Discovery
“ISRO chandranil vellam kandethi..”
Tintumon : Ente kinattile vellathil nhan pande chandrane kandatha.. Nhan aarodum paranhilla enne ullu…
Kaattaana
Teacher: Vaakyathil prayokikuka,”Kaattaana”
Tintumon:Njan kaatiloode nadakumbol oru puli odi vannu,njan enthu “kaattaana”??
TINTUMON JANUVARY 2008
Vazhipad
Tintumon ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil..
Munnile uncle : shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam.
Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chickenbiriyani…!
Medical shop
Tintumon in medical shop
Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.
Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?
Tintumon:- ‘Tony’kalla ente ammakkaa…
cigarette
Achante munpil ninnu cigaratte valikunna tintumonodu achan.
“Enthada ithu ? Achante munpil ninnano cigarette valikunnathu ? ”
Tintumonte cool marupadi – “Achanalle … petrol pump onnum allallo ! “
Tintumon and His father
Tintumon thante puthiya toy bus’umayi :
“drrrr…pee pee pom..
Stop!
Ella thendikalum irangiko.
Eni kayaraanulla kazhuverikal kayaru.
Puvam rite..drrr..
Kayari nilkada pulle.
drrr..”
Ithu shradicha tintumonte achan sahikettapol bus edthu maati.
5 mintolam tintumon karanjapol achan bus thirichu kodthu..
Tintumon:
“drrr pee pee pom pom..drrr.. Stop..!
Vegam irangada pattikale,
allengil thanne oru naayintemon karanam 5 minute late aayi..!!
Puvam rite. tin tin……!!
TINTU mon and Bus conductor
Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman? Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for “Chillara”, Is your father a Beggar ??
Tintumon ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil..
Munnile uncle : shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam.
Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chickenbiriyani…!
Medical shop
Tintumon in medical shop
Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.
Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?
Tintumon:- ‘Tony’kalla ente ammakkaa…
cigarette
Achante munpil ninnu cigaratte valikunna tintumonodu achan.
“Enthada ithu ? Achante munpil ninnano cigarette valikunnathu ? ”
Tintumonte cool marupadi – “Achanalle … petrol pump onnum allallo ! “
Tintumon and His father
Tintumon thante puthiya toy bus’umayi :
“drrrr…pee pee pom..
Stop!
Ella thendikalum irangiko.
Eni kayaraanulla kazhuverikal kayaru.
Puvam rite..drrr..
Kayari nilkada pulle.
drrr..”
Ithu shradicha tintumonte achan sahikettapol bus edthu maati.
5 mintolam tintumon karanjapol achan bus thirichu kodthu..
Tintumon:
“drrr pee pee pom pom..drrr.. Stop..!
Vegam irangada pattikale,
allengil thanne oru naayintemon karanam 5 minute late aayi..!!
Puvam rite. tin tin……!!
TINTU mon and Bus conductor
Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman? Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for “Chillara”, Is your father a Beggar ??
TINTUMON DECEMBER 2007
manasilakkal
jintappan-”ninnodu endhada maths master chodhichadhu?
tintumon-”ente girl friendine kurichu parayan paranju…paranju koduthappol enikku oru sathyam
manasilayi”
jintappan-”endhu sathyam?
tintumon-” swantham magale kurichu matoruthan parayunnadhu kettitum manasilavatha oru
pottananu kanakku master ennu enikku manasikkan kazhinju…”
naanamille?
vichuttan-”eda tintu,ninte achan tailer alle..ennitendha ee keeriya shirt ittondu nadakkunne?
naanamille?
tintumon-”ninte achan dentist alle..pinnendhada neeyokke janichappol vaayil otta pallupolum
illadhirunne? naanamille ninakku???
thirachil
September 28th, 2010 by bibi
jintappan-”eda njan marichu poyittu nee ee logam muzhuvan thiranjalum enne pole oru friendine
ninakku kittillada”
tintumon-”nee endha karudhiyadhu? veendum oru thavana koodi ninnepole oruthanem thappi njan
nadakkumenno…onnu poda”
jintappan-”ninnodu endhada maths master chodhichadhu?
tintumon-”ente girl friendine kurichu parayan paranju…paranju koduthappol enikku oru sathyam
manasilayi”
jintappan-”endhu sathyam?
tintumon-” swantham magale kurichu matoruthan parayunnadhu kettitum manasilavatha oru
pottananu kanakku master ennu enikku manasikkan kazhinju…”
naanamille?
vichuttan-”eda tintu,ninte achan tailer alle..ennitendha ee keeriya shirt ittondu nadakkunne?
naanamille?
tintumon-”ninte achan dentist alle..pinnendhada neeyokke janichappol vaayil otta pallupolum
illadhirunne? naanamille ninakku???
thirachil
September 28th, 2010 by bibi
jintappan-”eda njan marichu poyittu nee ee logam muzhuvan thiranjalum enne pole oru friendine
ninakku kittillada”
tintumon-”nee endha karudhiyadhu? veendum oru thavana koodi ninnepole oruthanem thappi njan
nadakkumenno…onnu poda”
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