Tuesday, September 28, 2010

TINTUMON SEPTEMBER 2010

Current




Sir : Entha home work cheyyathirunne ?

Tintumon : Current illayirunnu

Sir : Current illenkil mezhukuthiri upayogichoode ?

Tintumon : theeppaati pooja muriyil aayirunnu

Sir : athentha pooja muriyil poyi theeppetti eduthal ?

Tintumon : kulikkathe enganeya poojamuriyil kerunne ?

Sir : Enthu konda kulikkanhe ?

Tintumon : Tankil vellamillayirunnu

Sir : Athentha tankil vellam pump cheyyathathu ?

Tintumon : athalle ……………mone aadyame ninnodu paranhe current ellayirunnunnu………………..




naanamille?



vichuttan-”eda tintu,ninte achan tailer alle..ennitendha ee keeriya shirt ittondu nadakkunne?
naanamille?

tintumon-”ninte achan dentist alle..pinnendhada neeyokke janichappol vaayil otta pallupolum
illadhirunne? naanamille ninakku???




Poocha




Tintumonte veettil oru poocha vannu kayari.
Shallyam sahikkanavathe tintu poochaye veedinu purathu kondu vittu.
Poocha veendum veettil thirichethi.
tintu poochaye kure dhoore kondu vittu.
Tintu veettil thirichethiyappol poochayum veedu kandu pidichu thirichethiyirunnu.
…Deshyam sahikkanakathe Tintu poochaye orupaadu dhoore kondu vittu.
Ennittu Tintu veetilekku phone cheythu,
“Amme, avide poocha thirichethiyo?”
Amma: “ethi… entha?”
Tintu: “Aa poochayodu vannu enne veettilekku kondu varan para…..”




Paattu



Vellamadichu vazhiyil koodi paattum padi pokunna tintumonod palleelachan: ithathra nallathalla tintu.
Tintumon: athenikariyam acho. Nallathaayirunnel pande njan valla reality showilum poyi paadillarunno




offer




teacher-”onnu mudhal 10 vare thettadhe enniyal aa aalku njan oru kiss tharum…”

tintumon-”njan 100 vare ennam..vere valla offerum undo…”

TINTUMON AUGUST 2010

another cutest proposal




Cutest proposal by tintu

Tintu- Do u hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night??

Dundumol- Yes!

Tintu- Can I replace it for da rest of ur life? !!!!




manasilakkal




jintappan-”ninnodu endhada maths master chodhichadhu?

tintumon-”ente girl friendine kurichu parayan paranju…paranju koduthappol enikku oru sathyam
manasilayi”

jintappan-”endhu sathyam?

tintumon-” swantham magale kurichu matoruthan parayunnadhu kettitum manasilavatha oru
pottananu kanakku master ennu enikku manasikkan kazhinju…”




thirachil




jintappan-”eda njan marichu poyittu nee ee logam muzhuvan thiranjalum enne pole oru friendine
ninakku kittillada”

tintumon-”nee endha karudhiyadhu? veendum oru thavana koodi ninnepole oruthanem thappi njan
nadakkumenno…onnu poda”




b’day..



titnunte b’dayde annu achan: “mone nink njanoru
tandoori chicken medichu tharate?”

tintu:”venda acha, achan kanicha pokritharathinu
pavam kozhi enthu pizhachu?? “




Myaavu




Tintumon jintappante veettil kakkaan kayari. Paathram veena sabdam kettu jintappan: ara athu?
Tintumon: myaavu
jintappan: aaranenna chodichathu
tintumon: myaavu
jintappan:aaranennu parayeda patti
tintumon: karachil kettal pochayanennu manasilaakikkoode panni. Ne choru thanneyalle thinnunnath. Ethelum poocha vilichu paranjitundodo njan poochayanennu. Inganeyoru viddiyude veetilanallo daivame njan kakkaan kayariyathu.

TINTUMON JULY 2010

Newton’z Law




Teacher: “tell me the perfect example 4 Newton’s 3rd law?”
Tintumon: “Everytime I open my book, My eyes close automatically………”




Suicide



Achumole line adichondu nadakkunna tintumone kandu bharya chakkara: ningalingane thudangiyal njan suicide cheyyum.
Tintumon: angane valla planum undel 5 maniku munne cheyyane.
Chakkara: athentha
tintumon: enkile annu thanne postmortom cheythu kittoo. Enikku vayya asupathreelirunnu kothukukadi kollan.




oru manikoor..




Docteraya tintuvinaduthu patient jintappan..

Jintappan:Eanthanennarinjilla doctor ravile eazhuneattu kazhinjal orumanikoor vare bhayangara ksheenavum thalarchayumanu..ethinu valla marunnum kazhikano??

Tintu:Ethinu marunnu onnum kazhikanta than aa oru manikoor kazhinju eazhuneatal mati prsnam theernille..!!




seenus



Three men were sitting on a bench in heaven discussing how they died.

The first man said “I died of cancer.”

The second man said, “I died of tuberculosis” .

third tintu said “I died of seenus”.

The first two men said, “No, you mean sinus.”

tintu again said “No, I mean seenus. I was out with my best friend’s wife and he seen us!”




marriage



tintumon-”Marriage is like a public toilet ”

chakkara-”why?

tintumon-Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
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Those inside are desperate to come out.. ”

TINTUMON JUNE 2010

I see Love




Tintumon: Look into my eyes plz…what you see?? Tell me….
Tintumol: I see Love…
Tintumon: Manga Tholi!! Kannil enthu koppaa veenathennu nokkedee….




grandfather




Tintumon: “My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn’t Need Glasses…He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle..!!”




AKNSA(all kerala nursery students association)




Naale Harthal
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Tintumone teacher talliyathil prathishedichu naale harthal aacharikkumennu all kerala nursery students association ariyichu.



Convert



Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam. ” I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY”

Tintumon: Teacher innale ‘A’ padam kandu.




Evergreen Lovers




To ,
Tintumol
UKG A.

Dear Tintumol,

I love you. My dream I see you. Everywhere you. You no, I live no.
I come red shirt 2morrow. You love I, you come red frock. I wait down
mango tree. You no come, i jump train. Sure come…

yours lovely,

Tutumon
Std 1 B

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Reply….by Tintumol….

Darling, your letter mama see. Papa beat me beat me so many beat me.
I cry. i cry. So no come to mango tree. No jump train. I love you.
See another day. I no red frock. Only green.

You love me, you love me you green shirt. Give I gift. I see you with pinkumol.
Where you go.. NO talk to her. Okay My dream also only you

Lovely
Tintumol…

TINTUMON MAY 2010

sunday school




sunday schoolil: bibilil enthellam unnd?
tintumon: ammumayude hospital sheet,achante SSLC fail certificate,ammayude sooji,enthe mayil peeli..




Letter to Billgates




Dear Billgates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which i want to bring to your notice..

1. There is a button ’start’ but there is no ’stop’ button. I request you to check this..

2. I learn’t ‘microsoft word’ Now i want to learn ‘microsoft sentence’, so when will you provide?

one personel question: how is it your name is ‘gates’ but you are selling ‘windows’?

Yours
Tintumon
LKG – B




Exam




Achan: Exam inu nee thottal ini enney achaa ennu vilikkendaaa….

Kurach divasam kazhinju…..

Achan: Enthayeda result???

Tintu mon:-Aliyaaa sorry daaa…..5 subject il potty machu!!




Railway




Train nirthiyapol yathrakaran tintuvinod: ithetha station…??

Tintumon windowilude purathek thalayitt nokiyitt: Railway station aanenn thonunnu…!




Complan




Kaattiloode nadannu pokunna Tintumon marathil thoongi kidakkunna paampine kandappol paranjathu enthu??
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“Veruthe thoongi kidakkaathe mummy odu para complan vaangitharaan!”

TINTUMON APRIL 2010

paavam tintu



orikal tintumon vellam kudikan kadayil kayari…
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pavam vellam kudichote. enthe athilum comedy veno!!!!!!!!!!!




Petrol




Driver: Petrol theernu! car ini oru adi munnilekk povilla.

Tintumon: Ennal shari, thirich veetilekk vitto….!!!!



Daivathinte abadham




Teacher: Akashatheku noku, daivathinte ‘valuppam’ kaanam….Prakrithiyilekku nokku, daivathinte ‘mahathwam’ kaanam….
Tintumon: Kannadiyil nokku, daivathinte ABADHAM kaanam




Tintumonte Budhi




Vakkyathil Prayogikkuka

“Kriyathmagam”

Tintumon: Teacher classil Kriyathmagam enna vakkinte artham chodhichappol aarum onnum mindiyilla… !!!

Tintumonoda Kali…




Late



Teacher to Tintumon: Why are you late?
Tintumon: I was following a girl.
Teacher: So what?
Tintumon: The girl was walking very slow…

TINTUMON MARCH 2010

English Class




English classil tintumon: Teacher ee FORD entha..??

Teacher: Vandi…

Tintumon: Appo OXFORD inte artham KAALA VANDI ennanalle…




Achante upadesham



Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam tintumone….

Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram poya pore acho…??




Tintumonte Thallu…




Dundumole cycle il thalli kondu pogunnathinidayil pottikaranja tintumone kanda Amma chodhichu: Enthinada nee karayunnathu..??

Tintumon: Onnum chirichu thalleruthenna Achan paranjirikkunnathu…!!!




Food & Accomodation




Teacher: Food ennal Bhakshanam. Accomodation ennal Thamasam. Enkil Food & Accomodation ennal enthanartham..??

Tintumon: Bhakshanam Thamasikkum… !!!




health tip



Tintumon:- the best exercise to reduce ur weight. first turn head to d right and then turn it towards ur left.do it everytime when u r offered anything to eat.

TINTUMON FEBRUVARY 2010

5+3




Teacher: 5+3 ethraya?
Tintumon: enik ariyathilla teacher
Teacher: Manda… 5+3=8 anennu arinjukoode?
Tintumon: alla missnu vattayoo?
Teacher: What.?!
Tintumon: innale alle paranjathu 4+4=8 ennaaa..!?




Nothing Impossible



Teacher: Hello boys, Remember Nothing is impossible.
Tintumon: Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpaste and put it back into the tube again




Ladies




Teacher: Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Tintumon: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher: How?
Tintumon: Ladies first.




Virtue



Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Tintumon: Sahodhara sneham



Sent off




Sent off prasangathinideyil karayukayayirunna Tintumonodu Teacher: Vishamikkanda mone
Tintumon: Visamamkondalla,,,,,,,,, santhosham varumbam enikk kannir varum. atha teacher

TINTUMON JANUVARY 2010

Teacher




Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested
Tintumon: A teacher




Age




Teacher : How old is your father?
Tintumon: As old as me. Teacher : How can that be?
Tintumon : He became a father only when I was born




AUTO



Autoyil ninnirangiya tintumon:ethrayayi

Driver:100 roopa
tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo

Tintu:thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath




Post office



Tintumon: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Mumbai in two days time?
Post Master: Yes , it definitely will.
Tintumon: I bet you, it won’t.
Post Master: Why not?
Tintumon: It’s addressed to Chennai.




Human beings




Teacher asked her students to frame sentences
using the word “beans”..
My Father grows beans,” said one student.
“My mother cooks beans,” said another.
Then little Tintumon spoke up: “We are all human beans.”

TINTUMON DECEMBER 2009

Teacher




Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested
Tintumon: A teacher




Age




Teacher : How old is your father?
Tintumon: As old as me. Teacher : How can that be?
Tintumon : He became a father only when I was born




AUTO



Autoyil ninnirangiya tintumon:ethrayayi

Driver:100 roopa
tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo

Tintu:thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath




Post office



Tintumon: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Mumbai in two days time?
Post Master: Yes , it definitely will.
Tintumon: I bet you, it won’t.
Post Master: Why not?
Tintumon: It’s addressed to Chennai.




Human beings




Teacher asked her students to frame sentences
using the word “beans”..
My Father grows beans,” said one student.
“My mother cooks beans,” said another.
Then little Tintumon spoke up: “We are all human beans.”

TINTUMON NOVEMBER 2009

Maths Proof




Xam Qn:
IF 2(l+b)=P;
Prove that 4b=P.
Tintumon :
2(l+b)=P
2(ell+b)=P
2(bone+b)=P
taking ‘b’ comon
2b(one+1)=P
2b(2)=P
4b=P!
Tintumonoda kali




Future tense




Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Tintumon: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.



Seat




Tintumon: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Tintumon: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.




Bus journey in Ernakulam



Ernakulathilude Tintumon bus yathra cheyyumbol
Conductor: ticket, ticket
One man: oru shenoy
one women: Oru Kavitha
Ithuketta Tintumon Conductorodu: Oru Tintumon




Economics Class Room




Teacher lecturing on population:In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
Tintumon stands up: we must find & stop her!.

TINTUMON OCTOBER 2009

Plastic surgery




Tintumon: Doctore ee bucketil oru valiya hole und….Njan entha cheyyande?

Doctor: Athenthina ennod parayunne…??

Tintumon: Alla ningal Plastic sugeriyude aalalle….!!!!




Vidhyarambam



Tintumonte Vidhyarambathinidayil Poojari urakke thummi

appol Tintumon: “pedichu poyallo thendi…”

nalla Vidhyarambam



Love marriage




Tintu mon achanod,
Tintu : achante prema vivaham aayirunnu alle…
achan : ath ninak engane manasilai
tintu: ente date of birth’um achane kalyana divasavum thammil verum 5 maasathe diffrence mathrame ullu..




Paattukari




Nannaayi paattu paadunna Dundumolodu Tintumon: Ninakku TV-yilo Radio-yilo padikkoode?
Dundumol : Athraykkum nannaayittundo?
Tintumon : Athalla, TV-yilo Radio-yilo avumbol off aakkamalloo…




clas room




Teacher: tintumone pazhayakalathe oru jeeviyude peru parayu…..
Tintumon: ZEBRA…….black and white alle……………….!!

TINTUMON SEPTEMBER 2009

tintumon in classroom




Classil urangunna tintumonod
Teacher: uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha?
Tintumon: Chatukam
Teacher: nhan entha chodichath?
Tintumon: uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher….




Essay



Teacher asked all d students to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except tintumon.
He wrote “Due to Rain, No Match!”




Ambalam




tintumon: I Love u…

girl: kaalil cherippu undu..

tintu: “Ente hridhayam AMBALAM alla… kayari ponnolu……!!

tintu mon aaaaaaara Mon !!




Quotation team




Teacher: Sree Krishnane vadhikkuvanayi kamsan asuranmare ayachu. Ithil ninnu enthu manasilakkam???
Tintumon: “Annum quotation team undayirunnu ennu”




History class




Tintumon history classinu munpu prarthikunnathu kanda teacher

teacher: ithu nalla oru sheelamanu. nee entha prarthiche?

tintumon: ente amma paranjittundu urangunnathinu munpu prarthinkanam ennu.

TINTUMON AUGUST 2009

tintumon in classroom




Classil urangunna tintumonod
Teacher: uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha?
Tintumon: Chatukam
Teacher: nhan entha chodichath?
Tintumon: uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher….




Essay



Teacher asked all d students to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except tintumon.
He wrote “Due to Rain, No Match!”




Ambalam




tintumon: I Love u…

girl: kaalil cherippu undu..

tintu: “Ente hridhayam AMBALAM alla… kayari ponnolu……!!

tintu mon aaaaaaara Mon !!




Quotation team




Teacher: Sree Krishnane vadhikkuvanayi kamsan asuranmare ayachu. Ithil ninnu enthu manasilakkam???
Tintumon: “Annum quotation team undayirunnu ennu”




History class




Tintumon history classinu munpu prarthikunnathu kanda teacher

teacher: ithu nalla oru sheelamanu. nee entha prarthiche?

tintumon: ente amma paranjittundu urangunnathinu munpu prarthinkanam ennu.

TINTUMON JULY 2009

Punishment




Tintumon:”Cheyyaatha kaaryathinu enne shikshikkumo teacher?”

Teacher:”Orikkalumilla.”

Tintumon:”Nalla teacher, njan homework cheythittillaa!!”




Chenda




Tintumon:”Acha, enikkoru chenda vaangi tharumo?”

Achan:”Venda, nee mattullavare upadravikkum.”

Tintumon:”Illa acha,njan ellaavarum urangikkazhinje chenda edukku..”




SSLC




SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum:
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“Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!”




Maths




Maths teacher:
“A=B
B=C
So A=C
Prove this method.”

Tintumon:”Sir, I Love You, You love your daughter, So I love your daughter!”




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Kothuku kadi kondu pulanja Tintu mon kadicha kothukine veruthe vittu? why?

Tintu mon paranju : “Onnumillengilum Avante njarambukalil Odunnathu Ente Chorayalle”

TINTUMON JUNE 2009

Tintumon & Fish




Veettil vazhakitt adi pedichodiya “TINTUMON” kuppiyil pidichitta meenine eduthu veliyil ettechu paranju”‘njano chavan pova,nee enkilum poyi rakshapedu.’




double mundu



Bus-il oral: Ithente seat anu, njan oru towel ivide ittirunnu….

Tintu mon: Enkil oru double mundu eduthu bus-nte mukalil ittoode…

Bus nintethakumalloooo….

alla pinne Tintu monoda kali…




ayussu



Maricha ramuvinte veettil poya Tintu mon:
“Body kondu vanno”?

Appol ambulance vannu…

Tintu mon: ohh.. Ramuvinu 100 ayussaanallooo…?




kashttapadu




ishtapetta penninodu ishtamanennu kashtapetu parayumbol , ishtamallennu aa dhushta paranjal,nashtapetathinte vedhana kashtapetu ishtapetavane ariyu ” kavi tintumon “




Chevi kelkathavan




TEACHER : Kannukanathavane andhan ennu vilikkunnu… Appol Chevi kelkathavane enthu vilikkum???
Tintumon : Avante thanthakku venelum vilikkam… Karanam avanu chevi kelkillallo…

TINTUMON MAY 2009

Tintumonodanodi ninte Kali




TintuMon got SMS from Dundu Mol

“I Miss you da”

TintuMon Replied:

“I Mr. you di”

hmm Kali Tintumonoda…




Gandhi jayanthi




Teacher: gandhi jayanthiye kurich ninakk enthariyam?

Tintumon: Gandhi oru mahanayirunnu.

pakshe ammachiyane, e jayanthiye njan ariyuka polumilla




Doctor



Thengil ninu veena achanumayi hospitalil ethiya tintumonodu
Dr: oru 5 min. mumpu ethichirunengil rekshapeduthamayirunu.
Tintumon: thengenu onnu veenu kittende doctor.




Favourite writer




Teacher: who is your favourite writer?

tintumon: Your daughter. Every week she gives me a nice lOVE LETTER.




Tintumon as god




Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.

Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?

Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……

“DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!”

TINTUMON APRIL 2009

Tintumonodanodi ninte Kali




TintuMon got SMS from Dundu Mol

“I Miss you da”

TintuMon Replied:

“I Mr. you di”

hmm Kali Tintumonoda…




Gandhi jayanthi




Teacher: gandhi jayanthiye kurich ninakk enthariyam?

Tintumon: Gandhi oru mahanayirunnu.

pakshe ammachiyane, e jayanthiye njan ariyuka polumilla




Doctor



Thengil ninu veena achanumayi hospitalil ethiya tintumonodu
Dr: oru 5 min. mumpu ethichirunengil rekshapeduthamayirunu.
Tintumon: thengenu onnu veenu kittende doctor.




Favourite writer




Teacher: who is your favourite writer?

tintumon: Your daughter. Every week she gives me a nice lOVE LETTER.




Tintumon as god




Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.

Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?

Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……

“DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!”

TINTUMON MARCH 2009

DOCOMO




Tintumon’s msg to Dundu Mol

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DOCOMO tune




Dooram



Tchr:Amerikayileko chandranileko evidekanu kuduthal dooram?
Tintu:Americayileku !
Tchr:kaaryam?
Tintu:ividennu nokiyal Americaye kanilla ennal chandrane kanam




Muthirnnatharu?




Achchan Tintumonodu: eda, muthirnnavarude munpil bahalamundakkathe maryadaykku nilkkanamennarinnhoode?

Tinumon: Appol ammayanalle achchanekkal muthirnnathu???




Techy Tintumon




Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..

Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!




Sign Board




Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote
“Drive carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the teachers”

TINTUMON FEBRUVARY 2009

veedu aarudethu?




Titumonodu amma: mone achchan marichukazhinhal ee veedu nintethanu. Athukondu veedu cheeththayakkathe sookshikkanam.

Kurchu kazhinhappol tinu monte koottukaranum kudumbavum veettil vannu. koottukaran tinumonte oru kalippattam eduthappol Tintumon vazhakku pidichu.

Appol amma : ninte veettil vanna adhidhikalodu inganeyano perumarunnathu?

Tintumon: Appol Achchan marichuvo amme?




Tintumon vs Achan




Achan: Nee aa kuttiye nokki padikkeda, Ella examilum avala First.

Tintumon: Daily avale nokkiyaacha ella subjectilum 8 nilayil pottiyadu. Iniyum achan nirbandhikkarutu.




Arada iruttath?



Tintumon: arada thendy iruttath nilkunnath?

Man: ithu njanada,ninte chittappan.

then Tintumon: Chittappanayirunno?

Njan vicharichu achananennu………..




Achante umma



Tintumon: amme achan inn enikk umma thannilla.

Amma: Ath nee padikkathath kondalle?

Tintumon: Appol nammude velakkari vallathum padikkunnundo?




Tintumon’s Diary




14-11-2009: Nhan avalod oru poo chodichu.

Aval oru poochedi thannu.

15-11-2009: Avalod oru page chodichu.

Aval oru book thannu.

16-11-2009: Avalod oru umma chodichu.

Umma mathramalla…….

uppayum angalamarum koodi nallonam thannu……

TINTUMON JANUVARY 2009

Tintumon @ cinema




Tintumon was repeatedly buying movie ticket, finally the ticket seller asked.

” Enthada chekka nee kanikkunne?”

Tintumon: ” Aa doorinte aduthulla naintemon ellam keerikkalanju”




Tintumon late




Tintumon was late and he entered the classroom without permission from the madam saying
“Hey sweety, carry on… Dont stop for me.. We can talk later” !!!




How do you do




An English man and Tintumon met while going to the toilet.

English man: good morning, how do u do?

Tintumon: usually we remove underwear and then do,And how do u do?




PRANAYAM



“Nashtappedam pakshe pranayikkathirikkaruth”-kamala surayya

“Pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth”-TINTU MON




GIRL FRIEND




TINTU MON:eda enik avale marakkan pattunnilla

FRIEND:athrayku ishtamanenkil ninte veetil para

TINTU MON: Parayaam……..
U.K.G. result varatte

TINTUMON DECEMBER 2008

Tintumon @ cinema




Tintumon was repeatedly buying movie ticket, finally the ticket seller asked.

” Enthada chekka nee kanikkunne?”

Tintumon: ” Aa doorinte aduthulla naintemon ellam keerikkalanju”




Tintumon late




Tintumon was late and he entered the classroom without permission from the madam saying
“Hey sweety, carry on… Dont stop for me.. We can talk later” !!!




How do you do




An English man and Tintumon met while going to the toilet.

English man: good morning, how do u do?

Tintumon: usually we remove underwear and then do,And how do u do?




PRANAYAM



“Nashtappedam pakshe pranayikkathirikkaruth”-kamala surayya

“Pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth”-TINTU MON




GIRL FRIEND




TINTU MON:eda enik avale marakkan pattunnilla

FRIEND:athrayku ishtamanenkil ninte veetil para

TINTU MON: Parayaam……..
U.K.G. result varatte

TINTUMON NOVEMBER 2008

50 paisa




oru lady nilavilikunathu kanda tintumon: “Enthu patti?”

Lady: “Ente mon 50 ps. vizhungi.”

Tintumon: “Athinano ingane oli idunathu?…

Inna 50 ps.”




vedi marunn




TINTUMON medical shopil:
ivide ellamarunnum kittumo?

STAFF:ella marunnum kittum

TINTUMON:ennal 1 kilo vedimarunnu thaa.

kali tintumonod venda




Tintumon in Bus




busil vadi kuthi nilkunna oru vayassan seatil irukkunna tintumonod “mon enne onnu sahayikkanam”

tintu:”aa vadiyingu thannekoo,njan pidicholam”"




auto driver




nannaai auto odikkaan padicha tintu mon autoyil koodi pokumbol oral kai kaanichu . appol Tintu mon : nhan doublaakkaan padichitilla




Tintumon & Kallan




Tintumonte veettil kallan keri.
Ithu kanda Tintumon:
“Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda,
illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum”

TINTUMON OCTOBER 2008

50 paisa




oru lady nilavilikunathu kanda tintumon: “Enthu patti?”

Lady: “Ente mon 50 ps. vizhungi.”

Tintumon: “Athinano ingane oli idunathu?…

Inna 50 ps.”




vedi marunn




TINTUMON medical shopil:
ivide ellamarunnum kittumo?

STAFF:ella marunnum kittum

TINTUMON:ennal 1 kilo vedimarunnu thaa.

kali tintumonod venda




Tintumon in Bus




busil vadi kuthi nilkunna oru vayassan seatil irukkunna tintumonod “mon enne onnu sahayikkanam”

tintu:”aa vadiyingu thannekoo,njan pidicholam”"




auto driver




nannaai auto odikkaan padicha tintu mon autoyil koodi pokumbol oral kai kaanichu . appol Tintu mon : nhan doublaakkaan padichitilla




Tintumon & Kallan




Tintumonte veettil kallan keri.
Ithu kanda Tintumon:
“Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda,
illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum”

TINTUMON SEPTEMBER 2008

salesman



Achan: ini sales man mindatha beverage shop lek njan illa…

tintumon: nammal illa ennu para acha..




Tintumon’s 4th law of motion




“Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion “




Dr.Tintumon




“MBBS” passaya Tintumon adhyamaayi operation cheyyan thudangumbol daivathod prarthichu:
“Joly kittiyathinte 1st gift itha njan angot ayakkunnu. sweekarikkane.”




Motta




Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?

Tintumon jumped and said:
“Physics miss
English miss
Maths miss
Social miss!!”




With Appooppan



Appoopan:mone ninte teacher varunund, poi olicho

Tintumon:aadyam appopan poi olikku..thaan marichunu paranjaa njaan 2 weeks leave eduthathu…

TINTUMON AUGUST 2008

rajesh



Tintumon: a rajesh enne thalli,ini thaliyal njan shemichu enu varilla

Achan: nee mashodu paranjille?

Tintu: Hmmm…………avan thanneyanu ee rajesh!




Children’s day




Teacher: NOVEMBER ‘14′ Children’s Day” AYATHU ENDHU KOND?

Tintumon:
FEBRUARY 14 VALANTAIENS DAY KAZHINJU ‘10′ MASAM THIKAYUNNATH KONDU




aaril anju




MATHS TEACHER:”Aaril anju poyal enth kittum?” TINTUMON: “Anjuvinte dead body kittum, karanam avalku swimming ariyilla…!!




Ishtika




tintuon: Achaa ishtika odumo????

achan: ninodara ee mandatharam oke paranje

tintumon: Alla!!
varunna vazhik oru board kandu.. “ISHTIKAYUM ODUM”





two questions




One day miss entered the class and made a surprise test. In the test she asked every students two questions each. When Tintumon got his turn the question was:

1. Name two days of the week that begin with “T”.
2. How many seconds are there in a year?

Tintumon thought for a few minutes and answered…
1. The two days of the week that begin with “T” are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

Then teacher said, “OK, I’ll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it’s not the answer I expected, so your answer is some what correct.But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?” Tintumon replied, “Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc….

TINTUMON JULY 2008

“SIMHASANAM”



teacher:Vakkyathil Preyogikkuka:
“SIMHASANAM”

Circus-ile Simham theevalayathilkudi chadiyappol
“Simhasanam” kathi




driving lesson




Tintu in driving school
Driving Seatil Irikkunna Tintumonod Gearil Pidichu Kondu
Aashan:- 1st Engotta?
Tintumon:-First Mamante Veettil Pokam




Juice




Tintumon juice kudikkumbol oru eecha juice il veenu
Tintumon athine viralil eduthu alari:

“thuppeda pulle,kudichathu muzhuvan thuppeda”




Tintumon & Appooppan




Appooppan : Mone,Vandi Kayaran Evide Nilkanam?

Tintumon : Aa Roadinte Nadukottu Kayari Ninnal Mathi.Vandi Thaane Kayarikkollum.




tintumon job



tintumon : amme… enikku padikkan vayya!. paniyeduth jeevichal pore..?

amma : U.K.G. vare padicha ninakku enthu pani kittum?

tintumon : L.K.G kuttikalku tution edukkam.

TINTUMON JUNE 2008

dr tintu




Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum?
Doctr: 1500 rs
Tintu:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum venda.




fever




Tintu mon:hello my son 2day donot came 2 school because he have fever

techer:who are talking??

Tintumon:”MY FATHER”




teacher tintu




Tintu:muthashi
marichu
leave venam
Teachar:
ninte
muthashi yalle
1 masam munp
marichath
Tintu:muthachan
veendum ketti !!




eli




Tinu:Ame kinatil eli venu

Ama:Aa elipeti kinatilito

Chechi:Venda Namuku catne idam

tintu:Arum pedikenda Njan kinatil elivisham kalakiyitundu




Sardar meets Tintu




Sardar:- oh god! ee kattilinte adiyil pretham(ghost) undo ennu eniku pediyund.

Tintu:- athinentha! kattilinte 4 kalum murichu kalanjal pore!……..

TINTUMON MAY 2008

Swargam



Teacher:- ningalil arkoke swargathil povanam?

(tintumon ozhikae bakkiyellavarum kai pokkunuu)

Teacher:- antha? Tintumonu povande?

Tintumon:- venda,school vittal nere veettil chelanam enna amma

paranjirikunath…




news paper




TINTUMON news paper vayikkukayayirunnu….Paperil oru news kandu……”K.Karunakaran ICU-vil….!!!!!”
ithu vayich TINTUMON:”padachone….!!!iyalu pinnem party mariyo????”




Teen ager



Tintu mon Achanodu: Teen ager ennu paranhal entha-chchaaa?

Achchan: Oralude vayassu English-il parayumpol teen ennu vannal avare teen ager ennu parayum. Thirteen, fourteen, ennokke parayunnadu pole.

Tintumon: Appol Noottippathimoonnu vayassayavareyum teen ager ennu parayumo achchaaaa?




Flash News




Tintumon TV nokumbol Flash News : ” Anju chaadi, Swarnam Nashtapettu “..
Apol Tintumon : “Chaadumbozengillum avalku swarnam onnu oorivachude.. ” ..




Bus Driver




Paper vayichu kondirikkunna achante munnilude puthiya bussumayi tintumon: Pe pe, pe pe, vegam keru, vegam, pote right………….
Salyam sahikkathayappol achan bus vangi vachu.
Tintu mon karannhu bahalam vachappol achan bus thirichu koduthu.
Pinne tintumon: Vegam keru, keru, Ellarum vegam keru, allel thanne oru naintemon karanam ara manikkoor late aayi, pote right!!!

TINTUMON APRIL 2008

Pottichirikkunnu…



Teacher:Vakyathil Prayogikkuka…
Pottichirikkunnu?
Tintu:Store roomil vacha biscuitinte packet aaro “pottichirikkunnu”…..




Pareeksha




pareekshaykku onnum ezhuthatha Tintumon last pagil engane ezhuthi……..
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“aananenkil jayippikkedaa…..!!”




1000 rupa



‘1000 rupakku enth meedichalum oru sari free’

next day kadayil oru bhalan

tintumon 1000 rupakku ‘chillara’ medichu sari venamennu paranju bhahalam vekkunnu….




Vellam illengil



teacher:vellam illengil manushyan marikkum;y?

tintumon:vellam illengil neenthan pattilla;neenthan pattiyillenkil mungi chavum;




Jeevi




teacherr:
aakashathu parakkukayum bhoomiyil prasavikkukayum cheyyunna oru jeeviyude peru parayu!

tintumon:
airhostess

TINTUMON MARCH 2008

Coming Soon




Sir ayi vazhakkitta tintu mon .. oru boardil sir nte padam ottichu cemetery kondu poyi thooki , enittu athinte adiyil ezhuthi vachu “Coming Soon”




poor models




FTV kanukayayirunna achante adukal vanna tintu mon FTV noki achanod
” acha avarentha cheriya dress darichirikunnath..?”
Achan: ” avar pavangalayath kondanu..
tintumon:” ivarekalum pavangal vannal ennod parayanam acha please “




gulf story……




Gulfil ninnu Maman: Ninaku entha vendath?
Tintumon: Mobile mathi mamaa
Snehathode maman: NOKIA mathiyo da kutta ?
Tintumon:
Nokiyal porada pattee, Vaanganam !



PTA meeting




Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow…..
Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
Tintumon: its… just u, me & the Principal !




Water




Teacher:What is the formula of water?

Tintumon:
H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)O

Teacher:What is this?

Tintumon: This is Corporation Water!

TINTUMON FEBRUVARY 2008

With father…




Appan: Ninne Pallilachan aakkamennu njan nercha nernnittundu…..

TINTUMON: Chathichallo appa …Ente mone pallilachan aakkamennu njanum nernnirikkuva…..




With policeman



Tintu monum ,3 friendsum koodi cyclil Schoolil powukayaaayirunnu…

Oru Police’kaaran Kaikaatti….

Tintu : “phah….pullee.. Ippol Thanne 3 Per Aayi…




tintu mon ambalathil



tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…
tntumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…




Tintumon’s Discovery



“ISRO chandranil vellam kandethi..”

Tintumon : Ente kinattile vellathil nhan pande chandrane kandatha.. Nhan aarodum paranhilla enne ullu…




Kaattaana




Teacher: Vaakyathil prayokikuka,”Kaattaana”
Tintumon:Njan kaatiloode nadakumbol oru puli odi vannu,njan enthu “kaattaana”??

TINTUMON JANUVARY 2008

Vazhipad



Tintumon ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil..
Munnile uncle : shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam.
Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chickenbiriyani…!




Medical shop




Tintumon in medical shop
Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.

Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?

Tintumon:- ‘Tony’kalla ente ammakkaa…



cigarette



Achante munpil ninnu cigaratte valikunna tintumonodu achan.

“Enthada ithu ? Achante munpil ninnano cigarette valikunnathu ? ”

Tintumonte cool marupadi – “Achanalle … petrol pump onnum allallo ! “




Tintumon and His father




Tintumon thante puthiya toy bus’umayi :
“drrrr…pee pee pom..
Stop!
Ella thendikalum irangiko.
Eni kayaraanulla kazhuverikal kayaru.
Puvam rite..drrr..
Kayari nilkada pulle.
drrr..”
Ithu shradicha tintumonte achan sahikettapol bus edthu maati.
5 mintolam tintumon karanjapol achan bus thirichu kodthu..
Tintumon:
“drrr pee pee pom pom..drrr.. Stop..!
Vegam irangada pattikale,
allengil thanne oru naayintemon karanam 5 minute late aayi..!!
Puvam rite. tin tin……!!



TINTU mon and Bus conductor



Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman? Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for “Chillara”, Is your father a Beggar ??

TINTUMON DECEMBER 2007

manasilakkal


jintappan-”ninnodu endhada maths master chodhichadhu?

tintumon-”ente girl friendine kurichu parayan paranju…paranju koduthappol enikku oru sathyam
manasilayi”

jintappan-”endhu sathyam?

tintumon-” swantham magale kurichu matoruthan parayunnadhu kettitum manasilavatha oru
pottananu kanakku master ennu enikku manasikkan kazhinju…”




naanamille?

vichuttan-”eda tintu,ninte achan tailer alle..ennitendha ee keeriya shirt ittondu nadakkunne?
naanamille?

tintumon-”ninte achan dentist alle..pinnendhada neeyokke janichappol vaayil otta pallupolum
illadhirunne? naanamille ninakku???





thirachil
September 28th, 2010 by bibi



jintappan-”eda njan marichu poyittu nee ee logam muzhuvan thiranjalum enne pole oru friendine
ninakku kittillada”

tintumon-”nee endha karudhiyadhu? veendum oru thavana koodi ninnepole oruthanem thappi njan
nadakkumenno…onnu poda”